I'm here
For another 20 mins, then I get to hang around weirdos on the Central Line! Woo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I finish at 5.30 too
so I was right about the proximity to sweaty strangers on the tube bit?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Hazah!
I don't stand next to the sweaty people if I can help it! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

On the tube you usually can't
they're bloody EVERYWHERE.

I'm 50% psychic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)

But if you stand down inbetween the seaty bit you can limit the sweaty people
that stand near you, that way you only usually get two tops!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Do you ever rub yourself up against people you fancy on the tube?
....I don't
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

I can't say I have done that
I have had a few terrible experiences on the tube with dodgy men being too close and rubbing themselves against me *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Was one of them a bloke in torn jeans
with big ears?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Hahaha
Not to my recollection, was that bloke you perchance? Or someone who rubbed themselves up against you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

It was me
I'll go around the central line repeatedly until I get the opportunity to rub my third leg against your back
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

My back?
How tall are you?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Right
Home time!! Bye bye you crazy man!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Hey you!
That Tube is so confusing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

How so?
Its all colour-coded and such like, its not too scary once you use it a few times!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I think she's confused by the trains
How did they get there? Where do they come from? What do they eat and where do they live?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I'm not that stupid
They're part of the dinosaur family.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

The answers to all of those questions...
tube mice!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Are they like smarties tubes
but with legs and long tails?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Yes

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Awesome!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I think it's the direction I worry about.
And it's so fast. I feel like the Country Mouse when I'm there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

You say that
I was too for about a week, I was polite and apologised and was too scared to get on any train which was even half full... but after a week something changes and you turn into a bastard who doesn't give a shit, then you start pushing and shoving with everyone else!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I just take step-by-step instructions
So maybe a bit of figuring it out for myself is in order!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:24, Reply)

You just need a tube map
and a stabby umbrella, the rest takes care of itself! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

You don't need to take one with you
they're on the walls of every station. I don't know my way around london, but if you ask me to go somewhere I'll be able to find it easily on the tube
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

A good point
But they usually have 1,000 confused people surrounding them so its better to have a portable tiny version rather than queue with the tourists!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Ahhh.... I felt like that too when I was about 15
but it's quite simple when you get used to it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 17:22, Reply)