Thanks chickenlady
I know you didn't say that it's all down to me, but we know it's true, don't we?

I have ginormous, muscular legs, at my sister's wedding last year in my kilt I upstaged the proudest sportsmen there with my perfectly chiselled calves, but I've got skinny, girly wrists, and my hairiness is increasing year on year at an alarming rate. It used to be a minor inconvenience, with a bit of waxing the bum or shaving a shoulder, but now it's impossible to keep on top of it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You have chosen a good self-moniker
And clearly you *are* quite monkey-like except for the skinny wrists - monkeys have thick wrists from all the swinging and climbing in trees.

Very perceptive. Well done.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:32, Reply)

What do I do about it though, chickenlady?
My arse has got it's own bouffant.

As another proper answer to your question, my Mrs says she wants a nose job. She certainly doesn't need one, how do I convince her of this?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:35, Reply)

She won't listen to you
you can keep on telling her but she'll believe you're only saying it to make her feel better - that's the way it works.
Get other women to tell her she doesn't need it - she's more likely to listen to a fellow female because we're all intensely physically competitive.

Or maybe that's just me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

PUNCH HER FACE!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Cheaper

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I endorse this course of action

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Good lad
You know I'm down with that shit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Yay!
I have the Vipros and Monty seal of approval. My work here is done.

*saunters off*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Excellent plan
I'll beat some sense into her
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:31, Reply)