What would make you happy, at least, for the time being?
And what do you plan on doing about it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:31, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to see a mate I haven't seen for a few weeks on thursday.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:34, Reply)

it would make me quite happy if the irl bff would act like she fucking cares
I plan to smash her face in with a fucking golf club

we'll see how much she cares after that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

hit her with a lime
taped to the end of a golf club
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

fucking fantastic idea

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

It will sting more
Lime juice in an open wound FTW.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Eating a whole cheesecake.
I'm going to the supermarket on the way home and buy one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Banoffee and Peanutbutter cheesecake, the whole thing.
/ac

Two spoons, both for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:03, Reply)

A quick hand shandy in the toilets
and that's why I'm off now, bye
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:39, Reply)

A bit more excitement would be nice.
Perhaps I could set fire to the papers on my desk...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

There's a story about an Oxford entrance exam
where the old don dismissivley said from behind his copy of the times "suprise me" to the applicant.
So the applicant got out his lighter and set the newspaper on fire.
He got an unconditional offer.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Hmmmmm
I always take these stories with a pinch of salt
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Access to the cunting database server
So I can get past step 2 in this 200 step document. I shall be targeting the Orbital Anvil Delivery System on an office in Hendon, that should sort them out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 14:46, Reply)

To walk out of my job, remaining on full pay,
and look after my daughter full time. I'm not planning on doing anything about this impossible pipe dream.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Going to Camden and buying two new pairs of boots
stopping for a smoke with Wookiee on the way.
It will happen at 4pm!
( thealternativefact, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Being on the piss Edinburgh
So I'm going tomorrow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Still being with the guy I called it a day with last night.
Can't do anything about it though, it was a mutual decision and the best thing for all involved in the long run.

Failing that, boshing the fittest guy in my halls. What am I going to do about it? Flirt shamelessly til I get my way, thats what.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Excellent use of the word 'boshing'

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Why thank you
Twat flat slang for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Get a job somewhere sunny
And I'm sending my CV everywhere!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 17:36, Reply)