You don't have to exert yourself to raise money.
My workmates and I are considering growing ridiculous moustaches for Movember, in aid of prostate cancer.
The only thing holding me back is the fact that they want me to shave off my ridiculous beard before I grow my ridiculous moustache. Not too keen.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ive done that
it is a huge exertion

my wife hated it, and people on the street just think you are a tit :EDIT even more of a tit (thanks BGB)

i took to wearing hawaian shirts in the end

just to wallow in it

i was stopped by the police for speeding in my sportscar with my moustache and hawaian shirt (no honestly) i asked the plod if i would have to have my picture taken for a criminal record

he asked with some suspicion. why?

and i told him i was growing the tache for charidee and would hate to think that would be how i looked on the national police computer

he let me off
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:19, Reply)

You ARE a tit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

your right i should edit

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 20:31, Reply)

I disagree
You're not a tit, you're Magnum PI
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:33, Reply)

No, he is a tit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 21:47, Reply)

yeah thanks for that
i hadnt realised
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 23:11, Reply)

This only makes me want to grow a massive walrus tache
and smash some windows.
You're not helping.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:34, Reply)