I'm trying not to become ill again
feel all shitty at the moment. raspy breath and suchlike. at least the pain has gone away.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

See, BGB?
One post from me and rooooota, FLim Flam and Vipros all turn up, I'm the Pied Piper of Internet Retards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Don't flatter yourself
I was on lunch bumface.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

my sentiments exactly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I'm going to ban you two from flirting in a minute
it's disgusting to watch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Haha
Like I said yesterday, you're just upset because Vipros won't return your calls... or touch your penis.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Knowing that he's looked at my cock
more than anybody else's in the whole world is more than enough for me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Awww
it is love!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
no more
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Hahaha
I used to have dance moves to that song when I was younger... good lord!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Show them to me
Dance little flim flam, dance like the wind
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

*dances*
*jazz hands*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

No nononono NO, Flim Flam, like this
*spins*
*jazz hands*
(breathy) YEAH!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:47, Reply)

But...
...no star jumps!? :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

NAKED STAR JUMPS

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Permission to recall an irrelevant ancedote?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Permission granted

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

We had a school attendance officer
He wasn't even a teacher. He was supposed to visit occasionally to check attendance. He started taking PE lessons and joining us on school trips. He was a perve and dead touchy-feely. He loved making us do star jumps. Cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Oooooh freaky dude
How do they get these jobs, that's what I want to know! Madness!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Irrelevance FAIL
you mentioned star jumps, therefore it's relevant
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

No
Spangly jumpsuit stylee star jumps
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:04, Reply)

no it isn't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Sorry
I meant sexy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

damn straight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Balls!
BGB is the queen of firing us all up.
There'll be saucy chat any second...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I'm trying to cut back on the filth.
Sorry!
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Gerremaaaart

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

*flounces*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

It's a gift.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I glad to hear that.
I've been worried sick about you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I don't believe you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:16, Reply)

It's true.
I worry about all my internet buddies.

I'm auntie Blouse.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:18, Reply)

how sweet
:-)

I hate being ill. it's shit. particularly as I have band practice tonight, a smoking and pumpkin carving session tomorrow night, my party on saturday and surfing on sunday....

at this rate I won't be well for tar barrels next thursday either!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)

You can't bloody smoke in that state

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I know
that's why I need to not be ill.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Or not to smoke if you're still ill
You stupid mare
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I'm not planning to tonight
and should be better tomorrow, as it is just a cold, rather than something more sinister.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:28, Reply)

More sinister than a cold?
Like Venger?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)

from dungeons and dragons the cartoon?
he is certainly more sinister than a cold.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:42, Reply)

The very fella
Sinister bastard in a maxi-coat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

You just reminded me
I was going to do a 'Dear Auntie Bertie' post, and solve all the internet's problems with my magic schlong and Toto, my blind, deaf and dumb Indonesian friend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I feel fucking horrendous today.
If I don't work I don't get paid. No sick pay. This job is shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Come and work for me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Don't start that again
I was going to be your sex slave until your vigorous thrusting broke my jaw
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That wasn't a job offer.
That would have been a labour of love.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)

That would effectively make me a giggolo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:26, Reply)

And your problem with that is?

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Oh, no problem.
I was only asking Facebook the other day if any rich ladies in the area needed someone to 'help around the house'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Unfortunatley I'm not rich.
I was figuring on paying in kind.
( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:36, Reply)

It sounds a bit like giggle

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

It pays extra if he can make me laugh.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)

During?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)

*drops trousers*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Amen sista

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

What are you doing?
Full time Mum?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:21, Reply)

As it happens
I do that when I'm not at work.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Then how come you're not getting paid?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Edited.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I see
but I wish I hadn't wasted all that time asking, you owe me five minutes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:39, Reply)