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Should I go in fancy dress, and if so, what?
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:08, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
With onions, mustard and ketchup. And carry a comedy knife and fork.
Alternatively, you could go as a job interviewee? It's whacky, I know, but on the bright side, the interview could have a happy ending.
Not that kind of happy ending
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 19:12, Reply)
With the arse end of a pantomime cow around your lower quarters.
When questioned, simply say "fucking useless dry-cleaners."
It's a shoo-in.
(, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 23:16, Reply)
I'd have to say that the "usual" interview clothes are fancy dress for me.
They know that they're employing for what basically amounts to an IT guy who will be working 90% of the time in t-shirt/polo neck and jeans, the company CEO who was interviewing me was wearing a branded t-shirt and jeans and yet because it's the done thing I have to turn up clean shaved in the whistle or I'll get knocked back immediately, makes no fucking sense to me!
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(, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 4:35, Reply)
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