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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Until you take one home
and marry him
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12,
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16 years ago)
I go for the youngsters
as they've had less time to contract diseases.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13,
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Shame that didn't apply to Captain V though.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:14,
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He's been turning tricks since he was sucking on the nipple.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:15,
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Ah yes...
The 'Glitter' defense - very cunning.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:16,
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