The Spice Girls may be reforming for the Olympics.
God. I bet Baby Spice looks a real Pram Face now.
Who was your favourite Girl, and why?
Alternatively, did you loathe them?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:15, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What do you think?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I'm thinking
its face punching time?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Your thinking is correct
There were worse pop acts I suppose...those god-awful Oirish four-cunts-on-stools bands were worse. Lumpen-faced simian bog trotters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I think the Irish girl band are reforming too.
Bewitched. They were much more annoying.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Haha
I heard about Bewitched reforming – that’s scary news!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

That would be MEGA
Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't, say you're true, say to me, c'est la vie-eee

They were fabtastical in the extreme
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

You know their lyrics?
Please tell me you just wikid that. Please.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

He was wearing girls trousers yesterday,
I think he knows the lyrics… maybe he’s a member of Bewitched in disguise!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Yeah
I knew the lyrics. I remember them and the Corrs being on constant loop in the cafeteria when I was at college.

I quit college three months later, coincidence no?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Oh the bloody Corrs.
I nearly got dragged to see them in concert by my uncle, thankfully I managed to get out of it!

Oh and by the by I like your Ren & Stimpy quote! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Ta
right back at you. Minus the Ren and Stimpy bit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

where'd you go to college?
Dobl'n?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Epsom
Where the oirish go to touch the horses
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

So they do
So they do
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

To be sure
of what I have no idea
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

It's when they started that annoying little dance that made me want to kill the fuckers.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

kill rape the lovely little irish
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

accompanied by a fucking diddly-dee Oirish music breakdown
One of them looked a bit Downs, bless her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Man I have one of their cds.
it was the first cd I ever bought - I got it when I was 7. I have fond memories of bouncing around to that cd.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

There was Keeley, her sister
the blonde one and the pug faced one, and I'd have done them all because I'm not fussy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Up the butt
I hope.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

They're irish
they love that kind of thing

*wink to crackhouseceilidhband*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Wrong
you've got to go for the throat punch nowadays, it's all the rage
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Pah
Eyeball-teaspooning is where it's at. But I'm an old skooler, stuck in the heyday of face punching. In a non-ironic way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

*throat punches*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

*cries*
*tells teacher*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

You can't talk after a throat punch
you'd be gasping for air and begging with your hands for me not to do it again, and that's when I'd hoof you in the giblets
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I clearly
have much to learn
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

*throat punches a girl*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

*hits with a spoon*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)

*steps in with a teaspoon*
LEAVE IT OUT, WINKLE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Aaaargh

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:52, Reply)

*steps forward with a dessert spoon*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Ah.... this is the first time I've ever been spooned on B3ta
it's not as pleasant as I hoped it would be :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Thanks!
*plays My Hero by the Foos through a boombox*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

*shakes flappy hair in the breeze*
No praablem ma'am. Just doing my jaahb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:00, Reply)

My favourite back in the day was posh spice
she stood at the back and looked dark and sexy. Who would have thought that she would turn into one of the most hated women in Britain?

She also had a bit more meat on her back then, as opposed to the walking skeleton she is now.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I saw a thing about the video for wannabe a little while ago
and an ugly old woman is in the video more than posh spice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

That's no way to talk about Geri Halliwell
ROLFMAYO
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

"Dirty slapper Spice, please."

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

^^this
She may have been just as chavvy a slapper as the rest of them, but at least she tried not to look it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I wrote a comic where my main character killed them off, one by one
Scary Spice got her head run over by an old-fashioned manual lawnmower, posh was impaled with spears, Ginger was beaten to death with the ginger newsreporter who was around at the time, Nicholas something or other, Sporty was tied to a post and torn apart by rocks and Baby spice was fired out of a cannon over a field of cacti, over a pillow warehouse, and landed in a broken glass factory
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Witchell
I'm like some kind of Monkeysex Google today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

That's the fella

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Hahaha.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I was about 15 when I wrote it
I've always been cool
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)