Bert
For some reason, I feel this strange affection for you and want to give you a cuddle when people are mean to you. I also get this with old people, social retards and oafs.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:28, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ta
I consider myself mostly oafish, but the other two categories are catching up with me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Ooh goody
Oafs are my favourite.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Jade Goody?
She was an oaf too. Shall we dig her up and have a sexy party?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:37, Reply)

errr
no. But you can if you want.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Already did
*wipes corpse crust off his cock*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Good to know
As he's all three.

Although I appear to have made him explode in a cloud of impotent rage...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

blahblahblah
panic at the disco, blah, emo, haircut, girl, blahblahblah tight trousers blah
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

THIS
is precisely the kind of thing I'm talking about.
*protectively hugs Bert to bosoms*
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)

MmmmMMMmmmm...
Lovely warm and soft
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:37, Reply)

He's lovely.

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

*hugs*
I can't wait to find out what your fanny tastes like. I bet it's like Juniper berries
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Aye
That's because of the bottle of Gin she pleasures herself with each night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)

OI
You can be as mean as you like about me, but DO NOT pick on one of my B3ta-concubines.

You smug, floppy-haired, emo-cocksucking son of a cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Sweet
That's the first time I've been called smug on here!

*gloats*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

It's your expression in the dress pic that did it

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

That's more mild indifference than being smug
Ah well.

I dressed as a Monk for halloween this year, was amusing. Until my mate decided to be a cock, because he didn't want to be dressed as a Nun anymore, so I had to swap outfits with him (we'd swapped at the start of the night, as I was a Nun last year, hate repeating outfits)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Zzzzzzzzzzz.....

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Aye
It was pretty boring for me too.

I just thought I'd help by providing ammunition there for you. Evidently you're a bit too dim to take the bait.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Eh? Wha?
Did you say something?

ZZzzzzzzzz....
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

That's the way I feel
Everytime I see any of your posts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:25, Reply)

*yawn*
*snooze*

I don't wanna go to school today, Mum.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

I'm old
Give me a cuddle, no ties.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

*removes tie*
*cuddles*

There-there
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Not you Albert Simian..
The luverly laydee.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I think I'm about the best you're likely to get
sorry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Probably
Do you come here often?

Enough of the small talk, let's get down to it.

Gropes
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I'll come anywhere you like
*extends*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Slaps
waggles around a bit
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

*watches*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

What the hell?
If you're going to watch you have to get involved somehow.

All this gayness is making me ill
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:03, Reply)

*takes pictures*
No pictures, it probably didn't happen.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Well don't honk up on me
At least turn your head.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

How about urine?
*yellows*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

Let me make this plain
NO BODILY FLUIDS WILL BE EXCHANGED
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

You can piss on me if you like
but put some tarpaulin(sp?) down first
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Sorry
I've gone off you now. Not really into water sports.

But whipped cream might bring me back.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

*squirts cream on his tits*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

*Noms Bert's tits*
Any sprinkles?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Round the back
*ass sprinkles*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

You need to change your diet
These are orange flavoured.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

*hugs*
But I'm being too nice now. I'll be banished to HSH and they won't like me because I'm bordering on mean.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I thought HSH was dead?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Is it?
I'm sure I saw one yesterday...but I don't go in so dunno. Anyway, to get the cunt balance back up, "your all gay".
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Yeah we are
That's not cunty at all.

I think there's still the odd HSH thread, but for the most part no real B3tans post there
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Mmmmmm
Much nicer than Bert.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:33, Reply)

He will monkeysex your apeface
If you're not careful.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

That's what they all want
they're too scared to admit it, but all the OT ladies want to jump my bones
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)

So do some of the gentlemen
but not me :0) I don't mind a hug, and perhaps a little grope, but that's all.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

You want your balls in the back of my throat
don't deny it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Lies!
He loves it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)