‘Manuel’
*spangs with a frying pan*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hee Hee
The main page of QOTw - it looks a bit messy:



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Off Topic (lots of stories)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)

*sleeps with granddaughter*
*brags about it*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)

took you a while

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I've been motherfucking busy, motherfucker

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Have you been possessed
by Samuel L. Jackson?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I'll put my motherfuckin' snake on YOUR motherfuckin' plane!
*wiggles eyebrows*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Haha!
I was going to post something similar, but couldn't think of an appropriate pun
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

What's happening here this afternoon?
What's with all the wigglin'?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

It's a Chubby Checker invasion

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

it's more likely down to boredom
I tend to wiggle my eyebrows a lot generally though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You could be one of the people in the
Cadburys advert with wiggly eyebrows!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

He's too fat
it'd be bad for Cadbury's image
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Stop trying to give him a complex
and just give him one, that’s what he really wants
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Would you rather I gave him a finger of Fudge?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

It is just enough
to give the kids a treat! ;)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

a finger of fudge is just enough
to give your kids false teeth
it's full of cadbury's concrete
and very hard to eat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

You're eating them wrong
they're nice and soft
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

they're shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

You're shit
and they don't like you
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

YEAH!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I won't have anyone bad mouth
The Fudge.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

you two are defective
in the brain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

You're the minority here, fudge-hater

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

that is irrelevant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Fudgist!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

You're still talking to us though
So you must be a little bit defective too! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Just so you know
I clicked I Like This on your reply, not that it means anything, but it made me go HA!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

it's because you want to bad mouth her fudge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I'll give it a good mouth too
maybe even a Portsmouth, and a Vermouth while I'm at it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Don't forget
Bournemouth
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:15, Reply)

is that like bourneville?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Yes
But with added mouthy goodness
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Indeedy-doo

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Fatty

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Meanie

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

FUDGIST

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Tailor
Spy?

Or something
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

YAY!
I'll be on a BEST OF OFF TOPIC somewhere! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

There is an /all page
but it doesn't work for replies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Well bloody hell
I did not know that
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

It's a secret
but I've just put a request in for a Popular page, we might have one by 2012
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Ooooh exciting times!!
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

For a fatty, or former fatty
you don't like very many fatty foods, do you? Fatty.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

I didn't really eat many when I was a fatty to be honest
I think it was quantity that was the trouble, my mum dished up large portions. (fnarr)

it was that and vast quantities of booze.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Ah, yes
Booze. Probably the reason I'm so thin, I hardly ever drink so my metabolism has remained quite high
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I don't drink much these days
I think that is why it's been easy to lose weight because I haven't changed my diet much and I'm not all that much more active.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)

It's an easy compromise to make
I'd rather be fat and boozy though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I smoke a lot of pot
instead of drinking booze

although I do still like booze and need to drink more of it now and then
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)

I need more vices
so far I've only got pizza and cake and fisting schoolboys

I might have to take up drinking and smoking weed again, but seriously this time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

you've got to be committed to it
otherwise it's not worth it.

all or nothing!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

But if I have a few drinks in the evening
the little 'un wakes up the next day, sees the empty cans by the bin and shouts 'OH MY GOD, DADDY'S DRUNK'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Hahahaha
Brilliant!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

another reason why I'm not having kids

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Apart from your impotence
and seedless loins?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

yes
and not wanting them

and that court order
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

this is probably true
I won't get a complex though, as I'm considerably less fat than I have been
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Huzah
Well then its all good! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Yep
You've only got three moons and two satellites now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

*moons*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

*Alfie Moons*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Hahaha
*gets angry and writes letter to Points of View*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I'd like to view YOUR points
*wiggly eyebrows*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Ah Rik Mayall
'May I say that’s a smashing blouse you've got on'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Ha...Monica, Ha... Monica, Ha....Monica
*doodly-did-doodly-doo*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Hehehe the Live ones are ace!
'That's right me old cockaleekie mate flap sparrow cockney rhyming bollocks!'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I haven't seen it since I was a teenager
but it was a classic.

Like the bit where they talk about Gusty being blown across three counties, or where Eddie walks by an unconscious Richard, pauses and says 'Ooh, knackers', and then smacks him in the nuts with a cricket bat. Top Santé!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Hehe
I like the Gusty bit

'Gusty, Gusty, Gusty'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

A shrivelled up raisin!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

It's not funny

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Yeah, but you've got a tumour on your humour gland

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Don't make me stop my boombox from playing
My Hero... I'll do it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

In the cold light of day, re-read
'Eddie walks by an unconscious Richard, pauses and says 'Ooh, knackers', and then smacks him in the nuts with a cricket bat.'

Is that REALLY funny or is it the kind of funny that convulses you at 15 but is actually fucking awful? Re-watching the Young Ones it's painfully apparent it's the latter, and I was a hug fan of that, The Dangerous Brothers etc - but fuck me, it's no funnier than Mr Bean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)