I'll be going to a little
fireworks thingy in Essex, that should be fun, I don't think I did anything fireworks related last year! :)

I’ve also just had really exciting work related news so I’m having a very good day today! Huzah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

what's the good news?
or is it classified?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I'm moving departments
which is mucho exciting as I’m currently having ‘personality clashes’ in my current position, so I am pleased I am shuffling over! Whoop whoop awoooga!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

has someone not taken to you bouncing around the place
being terminally enthusiastic?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

You could say that.
Although I would say its more like, they haven’t taken to me full-stop.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

in what way?
without wanting to appear pandering, and obviously I haven't met you, but you seem like one of those people that it's hard to dislike.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Well first off, thank you! :)
Secondly, the answer would be jealousy, I didn’t think this was the explanation until I spoke to some other people and they have told me that’s the reason… not really something I can fix! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

that's pretty weird
had they been going out of their way to not like you? if you see what I mean
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Sounds like the kind of thing I'd do
If somebody's too nice, sometimes you just have to destroy them.

Not Flim Flam though, she's alright
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I think so yes.
I have tried, I don’t like not being liked but then I do have to realise I can’t float everyone’s boat.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I float everyone's boat
but then I am huge and made of water.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Water sinks boats
you silly sod
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

it floats them more
I should know, I'm a coastal and rivers engineer after all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I haven’t said this for awhile but…
*smugs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I know I'm smug
that's the beauty of it. I don't have a problem with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Hehe I know
I just realised you hadn't said anything particularly smug for a few days! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

well, when I say I'm ok with it
I am now. I've tried hard to tone it down.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Are you...?
Ooooooh. Sure they float on it, but it isn't the water itself that makes them float, is it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)

well
they wouldn't float if the water (or other dense fluid medium) wasn't there so it is safe to say that the water does float them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

No it doesn't
SPACEGRAVITY does
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

*shakes head*
oh bert....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh Vipros
all those years wasted studying wrongscience, and I come on here and totally debunk everything you know with one little post
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

shocking stuff
the foundations of my understanding have been badly shaken
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

That won't stop me from trying
*gurns*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)

oh bert
*shakes head*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I replied to your message without reading the context
Flim Flam's one of those lovely, charming people that it's almost impossible to dislike, I think she's pretty woo (from what I've seen anyway).

...and this is precisely why I'm going to have to kill her

EDIT Nope, couldn't do it. Too mean, can't be mean to her, she's too damn likeable
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I was going to say
who are you, and what have you done with bert. then I read the last line.

*slowly shakes head*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I edited though!
Even I can't dislike the bloody little webpixie
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

good lord
*has a stiff drink*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Webpixie?
I like that! :)

Is that my official title - Flim-Flam, Webpixie (I might get business cards made up)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Go for it!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Huzah!
I will!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Don’t kill me,
I have so much more candy floss to consume, things to doodle and shoes to purchase.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

bleurgh candy floss
I'm glad having a beard means I can't eat it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hahaha I
had never really thought of the restraints a beard causes to eating certain foods!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)

it's mainly bubble gum and candyfloss
I have to be careful how I drink as well, tipping a pint glass up too far means that water runs through my moustache, round the sides of my mouth to my chin and then dribbles down my front.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Ha-ha
spastic drinker
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

how does the
cunnilingus fare..or even its sexy brown cousin, analingus .

My pal grew a big old viking beard, it's ginger and it makes him look like a homeless insane,
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I've developed a technqiue
that means it's not a problem, for cunnilingus at least
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

good man
i like your candidness
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

well
no sense beating around the bush
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Arf arf arf
I love that song by AC/DC... I never realised how rude it was as a kiddie!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I like their song
Sink the pink
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

They had many rude songs
I'm starting to understand why my mother didn't like me listening to them when I was little.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

indeed they did
I doubt my mum would notice that kind of thing. or care.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

That was the reaction my dad had
I think my mum was slightly more concerned
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

It's alright
I think you get away with being likeable because you come across as quite modest and sweet, and you're married to DiT, so that makes you ok too.

Blech, I'm off to wash myself with Domestos
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Groovy
*dances*
It’s all Gouda
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

You do realise that this'll be the end of me?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Shhhh
We won't tell anyone!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Ok
Mind if I pretend to hate you?

You bloody GIRLFACE
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Crack on
You gotta do, wha'cha gotta do bub
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I bet you've got six nipples
and DiT milks you at night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

and one of the nipples
is 6 inches long, and very, very hard.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

*shudders*
you reminded me of my ex
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

This thread is making me feel sick.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Kill it, Chompy
kill it like only you can
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

you make me think somebody already has been

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Haha
You love it! ;-)

I've met you IRL remember, I know you're all fluffeh really!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Nope I've just got the two
Sorry to upset you.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I'm going to call you sixnips the webpixie from now on

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Fair dos
I think you're just upset because you actually have a third nipple and you're trying to find fault with other people to make yourself feel better.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I wish I did
I'd call him Bipple, and I'd show him to old ladies in the street
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

But where would he be?
On your back or your front?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

In their mouths, mostly

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Haha
Nice.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

is gouda one of the ones that smells like feet?
no, hang on, that's gruyere
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Nah
Gouda's more Edam-y
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

This
^
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I've recently changed offices
This one is on the top floor of a modern building where the reception area has no ceiling - all the floors have this cut-out where you can look all the way down. This does not combine well with my terrible vertigo. :-(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Blimey
I wouldn’t like that either, still it might go someway to treating your fears, that or it'll exacerbate them!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

doesn't sound nice to me either
bloody fear of heights
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

It's no fun
I shall try and peer over every day, see if it gets easier, but so far it hasn't.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:09, Reply)