Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:30, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

look, I like green vegetables as much as the next person but I'm just not a fan of avocados

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)

How about
if you put them in a ciabatta with some roast chicken, some beetroot, some grated carrot and some sweet chilli sauce. And then toast that mother fucker.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)

oh, we've got an expert here

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

I have experience in the catering industry

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

i went to a restaurant once

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

I fell over a dog once

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

i haven't yet
fingers crossed
( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Awww man
you haven't lived until you've felt that furry tickle on the back of your calves(calfs?) and the weird spinning sensation as the world momentarily flips upside down.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I fell over a dog twice
Second time, I landed face-first on an advocado, swallowed it, and was all meh.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)

how about I just throw it in the trash?
beetroot? seriously?
I'm gagging at the thought.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

at the thought *add suitable cock reference here*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

*adds claims of insufficient size for joke to matter*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:00, Reply)

FI' PON DE BEETROOT MAN

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)

If you were a chick who made me that, i'ld totally bang you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Al's in a HSH thread ! Al's in a HSH thread ! Al's in a HSH thread ! Al's in a HSH thread !
He's going to pretend to be some sort of superhero now, 'changing it from within' or something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)

I'm not either
I just like saying "Advocado!"
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

I'll see yer avocado...
And raise you an Antelope!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:51, Reply)

And I'll raise you an antelope in fishnets and a snorkel.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)

I'll raise you a "cunt off mrspakkaman"
I just like saying it.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:57, Reply)

And I'll give you an internet hug
coz I like doing that.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Where did HSH get that repuation again?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Evening Gonz...
And what reputation would that be, dare I ask?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:22, Reply)

I shall see your antelope in fishnets (with a bit of luck! I'm funny that way)...
And I'll raise you...
An Aardvark in a bikini riding a monkey-bike!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

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( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)

An Aaardvark in a monkey-bike costume
riding a bikini.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:22, Reply)