How about
if you put them in a ciabatta with some roast chicken, some beetroot, some grated carrot and some sweet chilli sauce. And then toast that mother fucker.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh, we've got an expert here

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

I have experience in the catering industry

( Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

i went to a restaurant once

( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

I fell over a dog once

( Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

i haven't yet
fingers crossed
( well, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Awww man
you haven't lived until you've felt that furry tickle on the back of your calves(calfs?) and the weird spinning sensation as the world momentarily flips upside down.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I fell over a dog twice
Second time, I landed face-first on an advocado, swallowed it, and was all meh.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)

how about I just throw it in the trash?
beetroot? seriously?
I'm gagging at the thought.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

at the thought *add suitable cock reference here*
( Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

*adds claims of insufficient size for joke to matter*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:00, Reply)

FI' PON DE BEETROOT MAN

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)

If you were a chick who made me that, i'ld totally bang you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Al's in a HSH thread ! Al's in a HSH thread ! Al's in a HSH thread ! Al's in a HSH thread !
He's going to pretend to be some sort of superhero now, 'changing it from within' or something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:01, Reply)