I've got the Tuesday morning I want to go out and get pissed again but not on red wine blues
Someone cheer me up.

But please not psychochomp.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:48, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How about with blue wine reds?
I shall arrange for you a ballet of crockery and cutlery, accompanied with the crooning of a very bad french accent.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:51, Reply)

I think bad French accents are much more fun than good ones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 8:56, Reply)

They are
Monty Python proves this beyond all reasonable doubt.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:02, Reply)

The very best of mornings to you!
You look gorgeous today. And the sign that you feel ready to drink again is something to be cheery about - it means you're fully recovered. Embrace your newly regained health with both hands and get the gin out!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:00, Reply)

Thank you young man.
I will be partaking of some booze in a few weeks at the Christmas works do.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:24, Reply)

See, I CAN be positive and jovial!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:32, Reply)

A+

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:34, Reply)

alright
watched Prince Caspian last night. Surprisingly not shit. At least they got some kids who can act unlike the twats in Harry Potter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:08, Reply)

Quite early on in that film
One of the characters says to Caspian 'You have the horn!'.

As you can imagine, this then turned into hours of 'Have you got the horn?' every time a new character came on screen, was amusing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I must have missed that line
otherwise I'd have done the same
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:17, Reply)

It's not bad is it?
Despite the underlying Christian allegory (something I normally run a fucking mile from) the books captivated me as a boy, and therefore to not loathe film was a surprise.

The best critique I read of those Potter cunts was that they were 'all graduates of the 'who farted?' school of acting'. Think of that next time you see that ginger boy at work and you will be convulsed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I didn't mind the first of the films either
so was expecting to like this one.

the ginger one is the best out of the lot. Hermione is one of the shittest young actors ever. Being all breathless and over-pronouncing stuff is very annoying.

The worst thing about those films is how it turns good(ish) actors into shit ones. Michael Gambon does alright, as does Robbie Coltrane, but the people playing the Weasley family, and particularly Alan Rickman, are fucking shit in every one of the HP films.

The one with Gary Oldman in showed them all up to be completely shit in comparison to him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

^ FACTS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I know when I'm not wanted.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:13, Reply)

I trust you know how to act when you're not wanted too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:13, Reply)

No you don't.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I do, I just don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I must admit it is a quality I admire in you.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Stop admiring my qualities.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:38, Reply)

*admires*
*waggles eyebrows*
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:52, Reply)

I have been wondering why I have a sore throat and no cold and then I remembered.
I spent most of Saturday with my fingers down my throat.

Silly me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Thanks for putting
that picture into my mind early on a Tue morning!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:36, Reply)

haha!
Better down my throat than up my bum.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:21, Reply)