:O
I've been away for a day or so and when I come back OT is like a fucking South American tele-novela! Woo.

I'm proud to say that the Apeface happily straddles the twin realms of cunts and kittens, but talks mainly to the cunts. Now I have a brilliant image of cunt and kitten straddling.

in other exciting news it took me about 2 mins to find the "post a reply "button 'cos it's changed. And I am leaving line breaks in my post to whip you all into a fury.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:45, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can we all move on from this now?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:46, Reply)

NEVER!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:47, Reply)

No!
I only just found out and reserve my right to further annoy you with it.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:48, Reply)

I'm not annoyed at all,
it's just not that interesting. I have no idea really what happened the people who complained about me wont say anything and cr3 won't say anything. All I know is that I upset someone/some people and cr3 recieved some gazes about it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:50, Reply)

People gazed at him in awe?
Oh dear.

*coat*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Annoyance remover applied
Remember the wise words: "Upset. Online". Ignore them, you haven't been banned so who cares! I wasn't really trying to annoy you, i'm feeling mischevious today and should probably just gaz Bert instead with an offer to piss in his anus.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I don't care, it's a non event,
I just don't understand why it's become such a big deal.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

it's because you are involved

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)

well... I am kind of a big deal.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:01, Reply)

big deal fluffy cunt
(TheColonel, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:02, Reply)

you're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Afternoon all!
Crumbs, its all kicking off here isn't it. Well to change the subject from fluffeh vs cunteh has anyone else seen Drag Me To Hell? I have heard there is a possessed goat in it... this makes me interested!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I have not
But possessed goats sound both terrifying and excellent at the same time
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:04, Reply)

These are my thoughts exactly
Apparently its rather funny but scary at the same time... there are clips on YouTube which I will be watching tonight!! Also apparently a man does a crazy jig and lots of bodily fluids are exchanged.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I've heard it's not bad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:04, Reply)

It's brilliant
There is indeed a posessed goat in it, very funny.

You were talking about Dead Snow the other week, I saw it, it's pretty good if you like gory zombie films.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I have that on my lovefilm list
looking forward to it

have a choice of district 9, terminator salvation or burn after reading tonight.

which should I watch?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:06, Reply)

TERMINATOR SALVATION!!!
I wish I were watching it :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:07, Reply)

cool
that was what I was thinking anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I've heard good and bad about terminator
I also reckon Burn after Reading sounds good, but didn't get great reviews, but it's a Coen Brothers film, so how bad can it be?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

that's what I thought about burn after reading
I enjoyed all the others.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

It could be
No Country For Old Men bad... or it could be Fargo good... who knows with the Coen Bros
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I quite enjoyed no country for old men
I occasionally like a very slow weird film, like the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford. or napolean dynamite
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I thought Napolean Dynamite was brilliant
but the mrs, not so much. I think it's one of those films where you either find the concept very funny and accept that nothing in particular happens, or you just find it dull.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

yeah, I agree entirely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

DiT has it but doesn't like it
I haven't watched it because he said it was weird, but then I like shit/weird films so I'll probably like it! I have bad taste in movies and I'll happily admit it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

See I liked it all the way up until the end
it just friggin' ended... dammit! I was mad! Grrrrrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

it's a good job my missus stopped watching before that
she would've found it most unsatisfactory
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

I just wish someone had warned me
then I would have been prepared... It was like reading The Rules of Attraction all over again! Curses! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:18, Reply)

District 9 is bloody brilliant
but then I've already told you that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

What's that french film called, District....B?
That's pretty good, that is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I do indeed like gory zombie films
Kaol was going to steal me a copy but this never happened... damn Kaol and his lies! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I have a stolen copy I could bring over
when I come to sniff your used underwear help you move.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Huzah!
That would be ace, minus the strikethrough... I'm putting all the undies in an undisclosed location before your arrival!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)

Kaol will supply you with Terrible Horse Porn IV: The Fuckening,
which reminds me, I still haven't watched it. That's this afternoon sorted then.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Ah yes
I seem to remember these conversations before on OT *fears*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I found it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQEvEvsArM
Is this supposed to be a comedy?! I fucking hope so.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Because teh interweb demands it!
word.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:03, Reply)

*fixes the reply counter*
oh
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

you fool

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

stop bullying me, I'll get you banned.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

He's already in a band

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

a rubber band
it's around my nuts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Damn you
I was going to make a joke about his spelling.

He'd say, 'I didn't mean that kind of band'
then I was going to reply, 'Sorry, it's hard to know with your spelling sometimes'

Curses
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

hahahaha
*twirls moustache*

*flaps cape*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)