I'm talking dirty to my dog.

( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is it a pre-lude
to some "ruff" sex?

*sorry*
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I thnk I'm barking up the wrong tree...

( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Is he getting off on it?

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Nah
he prefers Cliff.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Thats my seducing music,
wired for sound. You had better watch it if you ever meet me and I start humming it.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I thought there was a court order against you preventing that?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

He keeps getting his lipstick out,
if thats what you mean.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Haha!
You call it that as well?
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

:-) yeah!
I can do it to freak the kids out. Because he is a small dog, I lift him up and squeeze him a little. It pokes out ever so slightly, and the kids go 'eewww' and leg it!
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Hours of fun!

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Would you like a photo
to show the kids?
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

We also have a small family dog with his very own lipstick : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Dog's knob
reminds me of those red german sausages. Now I feel slightly ill.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

And pepperami
especially when you squeeze it up the packet and the little plastic liner bit comes out too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

It looks like its red raw. Like its been poking at an electric fire.

( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

You pervert
doing that to your dog. You should be reported. People like you are almost as bad as Al.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

He loves it.
Although, he does it himself sometimes when he is playing with his toy.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

That's no way to talk about Mrs Al

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I've only seen my cat's peen once
It looked like a miniature Hula Hoop crisp, but made of flesh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I used to have a cat who would insist on trying to hump me every night
when he'd finished he'd sit back and lick himself clean. If you tried to stop him mid hump he'd bite you.

My ex kept him - I think it's the only sex he gets these days.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Oh my god that made me laugh!
But I would shit myself if my cat tried to do that to me. He's vicious enough without getting rapey as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Cat rape
the best of all the rapes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I have two
I'd better hope they don't gang up on me in a darkened alley or it'd be rape-a-rama for me.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Don't make me laugh! It hurts my chest!
And all I can think of now is an updated version of Runaround with Mike Reid but called Rape-a-rama with cats.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ6-RhXTLXU
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

RAPE-A-RAMAAAAA.....
NOW!!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

That music is perfect
Perfect kitty rape-a-rama muzak
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Congrats! You've recieved my first Off Topic click!
I can't stop laughing at this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Yay!

( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)