I've tried to catch up
But I seemed to have missed that bit.
They can't ban you, you're one of the few people on here I can take the piss out of.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

why can't you take the piss out of others?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

A lot of you scare me a little bit.
Chompy doesn't.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)

surely not...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Yep.
Bert does, and beckyletters definitely does. I prefer to just be awed by them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)

heh, bert is harmless
a massive cunt, but harmless

becky doesn't have much time for us anymore

*laments*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Al used to scare me,
But now I just love him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

not a common feeling these days
Al's popularity has plummeted in recent polls
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Indeed
our most recent findings show me to be less popular than Hitler. And generally considered to be a monumental twat. And yet still people would prefer me to someone who throws cats at windows.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I find the term monumental twat to be highly amusing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I wish I was good at photoshop
I would put me on nelsons column.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Is 'monumental twat' better than 'terrible cunt'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

better in terms of comedy value
on a par with terrible (or was it awful?) penis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You don't need photoshop for that.
Just a bit of role play.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

heh
I'm tempted...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Do it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

to save some effort
this looks like a monumental twat to me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tearsofgriefbayonne.JPG
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

With the column being your cock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I assumed you were terrified of me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)

How could anyone be terrified of you?
The most you inspire is mild discomfort.
Its probably because of all the pandering.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)

that is true
he does pander to you something awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Where's the evidence for this?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

all over the internet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I was making reference to the one down there
V
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I realised that after I posted mine
and then couldn't be bothered to edit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

You're scared of letting yourself love me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I don't quite know what to say to this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

"fuck off"
is such a useful phrase.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

or "hold me"
to visit the other end of the spectrum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Lets try.
Fuck off.

Hm, yes that seemed to work. How was it for you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

All too familiar.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Poor baby

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Well I'm going home now, so it's not all bad.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)

It's not very interesting to tell you the truth,
save yourslef some time and don't bother reading it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)