I didn't have time to make lunch this morning
And had to resort to getting a pre-packed sandwich from the canteen. Why do they insist in putting tomato in every fucking sandwich they make? I bloody HATE tomato. And yes, you can pick it out but there's always a little bit of tomato evil remains in the rest of the filling that contaminates my tastebuds with its seedy aftertaste.

Convenience food? My arse.

The cheeseburger flavoured crisps, however, were awesome.

What sandwich fillings do you try to avoid (because, like, a question is mandatory these days, innit)?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:20, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anything healthy
and mayo! Fuckin' mayo! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

I lived without mayo until I was about 18
I thought I didn't like it. Along with nuts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:33, Reply)

*innuendo*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:35, Reply)

*mock offence*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:37, Reply)

*sleeze*

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)

*mock resistance*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:41, Reply)

*sleeze again*
*sleeze, sleeze sleeze*
*pun*
*sleeze*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:42, Reply)

*double-entendre*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:45, Reply)

*loses interest*
*gazes someone else*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:46, Reply)

*ditto*
"That was really funny! I like breathing too!! OMG we should meet! Lolocaust"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:48, Reply)

this is my impression of a Wormulus gaz
www.b3ta.com/talk/6406648
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:52, Reply)

But it seems so sincere...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Tuna is fucking disgusting

but bapparently very good for the brain, probably because it's full of clever little dolphins!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

I don't mind tomato but you don't need to fucking fill every sandwich with it so that it makes the bread soggy.
which seems to be the case with 80% of sandwiches.

Oh and tuna can fuck the hell off.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:25, Reply)

I like tuna
and mayonnaise, tomatoes, cucumber etc. This seems to place me in a minority.

Not too keen on egg sandwiches though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Cucumber, celery, big thick cold tomatoes.
Stop ruining my sandwiches.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:31, Reply)

anything
that once grew in the ground.

sandwiches should be made with artificial fillings, or some kind of meat or tuna


and especially crisps
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:41, Reply)

FAIL!
Crisps are made of stuff that grew in the ground.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:02, Reply)

ARGH
I had a small rant about this. I went into Greggs, on the scout for some decent veggie sandwiches. None to be found. Not even a fucking egg mayo (which I have conditioned myself to like, despite hating mayo) so went to Pret (which is overpriced, ridiculously, and everywhere). No fucking joy there either.

Why is it so hard to find a decent veggie sandwich that isn't fucking EGG or a well expensive mozzarella and tomato panini? Or fucking expensive?!

I caved and got a raw bread roll from Tesco for 26p. Sat eating it outside with a fag and feeling sorry for myself. Then went and had my lecture and went home to carrots.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

eat some meat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

;)
I do eat meat. Just not THAT kind of meat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Bread + Fag = Win.

(TheColonel, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)