Hmmm....
I think the female population of Japan between the age of 18 and 25 is probably damn sexeh, but I'm not going to be able to go over there and find out on account of having a gratuitous 34" waist.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hmmm,
that doesn't cause as much controversy as the Gilmore Girls. I was hoping for something a little more provocative.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I wish I was watching Gilmore Girls
You don't even like it. You should be here in this office and I should be on your sofa.
Where's God when you need it!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:34, Reply)

There is no god.
See the thread below but one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That's why I said it
I thought God might appear and prove everyone wrong.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Ah, well you see
_{I'm god. But don't tell the others, they'll all want to ask me lots of questions that I really can't be arsed to answer.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I knew you were there all along
I'm sorry about not getting confirmed but I don't think you're fussed on Catholics anyway.
Thanks for that thing you did that time when I asked you to. It really pissed me ex off and it made me happy for ages.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

No, thanks for not bothering with the confirmation,
it's just another bloody answerphone message I'd have to listen to. It's bad enough having to listen to everyone getting married - why do you think I created registry offices?

As for your ex...well, he was an arse anyway. Anything else I can do for you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'll just think my request. I don't want this lot seeing it
" "
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Ooh, you saucy little minx!
Well, I don't see why not...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Ah thanks dude.
You know I always do something nice in return.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

And I look forward to your erotic goat sacrifice

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Where does one find an erotic goat?

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I think Bert and Al may have exhausted our natural supply
when goat sex was a meme on here (how many months ago was that?)

I shall have to use my godly influence to eroticise some more of them. The poor things are all sexed out at the moment.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I'll be erotic enough for me and the goat
Even if it has those mocking goat eyes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Could I have multiple orgasms please and thank you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Are you getting that?
If you don't feel anything in the next five minutes I'll put it in the post.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I don't mean right this minute.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Oh you're too fussy
I always trust God's judgement. Proper get out of the way you heathen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Ah. Too late...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

EH!!
It's My God, not yours! Don't tire him out. I really need this thing, right.
if you promise to leave God alone for a while, I'll gaz you a gif of the prayer my nana gave me that gets you a man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)