I wank ove your profile pic
every night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

YES!
Everyone should crack one off over RJD before they go to sleep.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Who's RJD?
I'm not adding you, you're a complete bastard

EDIT Oh, that's what you and your obese friend clendrix call Dio!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

It's what everyone should call him.
HE RAWKS!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Indeed he does

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I'm still none-the-wiser
Who is he?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)

DIO you uncultured swine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I thought it was some knob-head who you were ironically referring to as a rock god
Edit: So go and fuck off you fucking ted
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

No, he's not 9onZ0
EDIT Oi, the day I get spoken to like that by a woman is the day I stop dipping my nuts in your body butter while you're at work
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Go tell the marines...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)

He was in Rainbow (not the TV show)
and in the shit end of Black Sabbath. His solo work is quite good. I find him a touch 'meh'. He is a midget.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I think you couldn't be more wrong
Dio's stuff was the best stuff Sabbath ever produced.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Oh yes. Yes indeed.
Ozzy sucks balls.
( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I like the Ozzy stuff, but it pales in comparison with the three (well, sort of four now) dio albums.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

God you really think so?
I don't think I've ever met anyone who thinks that, let alone two if you. I had Live Evil when I was a boy and quite liked it, but Past Lives (the remastered Live At Last) I rate in the top 3 or 4 live albums by anyone. If there was a charisma-off, to my mind Dio wouldn't stand a chance. Ozzy has a sense of humour which made Sabbath a great live act, Dio takes himself far to seriously. A glance at the lyrics sheet of Rainbow's Rising says I'm right.

Each to their own I suppose
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Hmmm...
let me amend - I like some of Ozzy's solo suff, but I don't much care for his Black Sabbath stuff.
But I'm currently listening to WASP, so what do I know?
( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Seems to me
that I like vintage 70s rock more than 80s heavy metal, and you're the other way round. 'Blind In Texas' is good, mind. They're touring again soon I believe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)

This seems to be the case.
I'm happy we've sorted this out.
( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

One of my old graphics lecturers
Did the cover art for Fuck Like A Beast. Trufact.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Dio has one of the greatest voices in the history of rock
Ozzy really doesn't. The second disc of Past Lives is fucking shit (in quality) and they shouldn't have released it like that, it's a massive insult to the fans listening to it that it sounds like a bad transistor radio recording.

Heaven and Hell and I think to a greater extent Mob Rules piss over any other Sabbath album as a whole, Ozzy had some superb tunes and they work well with his voice, Dio doing Ozzy era songs doesn't work too well, but Dio's tunes are just out and out better.

Dio did take himself too seriously, personally I blame Blackmore, stupid cunt, he was okay before he met him, but he did take a step back and embrace the humour of what he does in the late 90s and now he pissess all over Ozzy, who hasn't done anything good since No More Tears, and even that is nothing like as good as Blizzard of Ozz.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Oh boy, are you going to get norkage for that...

( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I would however say that I think Bill Ward
is a much more interesting drummer than Vinny Appice, I think it was Iommi that said he would do anything to keep the beat moving on, and if you listen to early Sabbath, especially albums three four and five, he hardly plays a single straight 4:4 bar, he's going crazy all over the shop and it sound fucking brilliant and was a major contribution to that Sabbath sound.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Ozzy's done little of merit
since Volume 4, I'd say...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Again, I disagree
I personally reckon Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and Sabotage are the highlights of his Sabbath, and Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman are also really good.

Thing to remember, is that he didn't write any of the songs in early sabbath, it was all Iommi and Butler. Ozzy is a good frontman in need of a much better songwriter and band.

Heaven and Hell (Or Sabbath Mark III) have everything, the awesome frontman, the great voice, the superb musicians and great songwriters.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

At times an INCREDIBLE frontman I'd say
The footage of them the Ontario Speedway in California doing Children of the Grave is fucking hilarious. He has a crowd the size of Woodstock eating out of his hand in seconds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)

You'll have nothing left for the gig.

( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Doug Aldrich is taking over from Craig Goldy for this tour.
Doug is the guitarist in Whitesnake, but since Coverdale has fucked his voice good and proper, he's probably glad to have a job.

My question it, why would you tell Dio you didn't want to play in his band!? Because Craig is in australia touring with Budgie. FUCKING BUDGIE!?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

FUCKING AUSTRALIA!?

( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

He's allowed to go and work there
because he has an awesome visa.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

*gazzes mods*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

You're just jealous becuase your cats are tedious
and your posts have shit names and I HATE FISHING.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

*shoves chocolate penny up your bum*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS PERSONALLY

( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Don't worry
I've gazzed the mods for you, petal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Fear not fair maiden
for we are just pawns in a complex power play to out the FACISTS! That's right, there are FACISTS on here trying to CONTROL OFFTOPIC. WHY WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I do.
Mmm...children.
*applies for job vacancy in Plymouth*
( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I'm a Fascist
I bloody loved him on Gladiators
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)

: D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

*tongues*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Pack that in!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I'll pack it in
as tight as you want
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

You'll never manage
It's like a pedal bin
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I have to stand on your foot
and shove it in?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Er yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

*stamps*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

*flip*
Stop this now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

*fills to the brim*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

NO!
It's weirder than furries
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

You've been Bert-iolated now
That makes you a furry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

*bawks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)