Edmund
Big feature today in the News Of The World magazine about Edmund/Eds Meds/Mr Happy. Obviously the guy's dangerous, that poor blokes hand he 'treated' is disfigured for life. He's clearly bonkers and has caused a lot of damage and hurt.

But i cant help also feeling a bit sorry for the bloke. That doctor woman he conned summed it up "All the time we'd been together he'd been working in a City bank earning a six figure salary" "he had a successful career - why would he lie about it"

The 'brief' he sent me (a rambling powerpoint pres) to help him win back Georgina Miles was in equal measures mad and sad.

Makes you wonder how many other crackpots are trundling around here*



*aside from myself
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 18:54, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Link:
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/fabulous/features/595899/My-hero-husband-was-a-fantasist-Fantasism-Double-Lives.html

I particularly like the caption: "Craig pretending to be a doctor".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:04, Reply)

^ yeah thats the one
cheers missus
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:19, Reply)

I love his puzzled face at working out how a doppler works

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)

hi bex - did you work out he was bonkers
before or after the knob gaz?
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Both. I knew he was a mental, I just didn't realise the scale of mental until I got the gaz from Legless
I almost wish I hadn't deleted the gaz now, I could have sold my story to NOTW as well and sued for trauma or some such thing ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

ive still got the mentalist powerpoint pres/brief
*phones daily mail*
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

excepting bou and syncubus
both banhammered into oblivion I don't know of any openly mental people.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)

ive added 'doing an Edmund' to the B3ta Dictionary
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Edmund/
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)

But
MeatPuppet isn't defined?

I'm SOOOOOOO confused. *spazface*
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

imposter (meatpuppet) + bonkers = edmund
but it is odd that meatpuppet aint in the b3ta dictionary

EDIT: so it is now

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/meatpuppet/
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

A meatpuppet is usually another real person
who is persuaded to sign up to a forum solely to agree with the original person.

What b3ta calls a meatpuppet everybody else calls a sockpuppet. I have no idea why it's "meatpuppet" here. We're just special I guess.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

No it's not
It's just an alter ego of the original poster.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Here it is
every where else it's someone else. Top marks for reading.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)

aside from him gazzing pictures of his cock
did anyone ever meet him at a bash?
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Yup I met him at a bash
As Ancrenne said he was very charming and very convincing.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

I did
just after he'd been to the loo and his flies were open. I hadn't the heart to tell him - I'd only just met him! And eventually he shambled off into the night...all the while flying low.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 22:21, Reply)

"good looking"
Erm, what?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:41, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 19:55, Reply)

She's quite attractive,
I should lie more.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

she is
but i also think she looks a bit 'local'
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

but come on,
he's punching way above his weight there.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I didn't know he was a stella king too

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)

'stella king'
whats that?
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Wifebeater

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

ah!
feel a bit less sorry for him now
(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I'm just going by what was implied as an internet fact by chompy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

*reads label on stupid pills*

(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

^ with women
/biblical
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Gnarly

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 23:58, Reply)