Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:28, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want to punch cunts that write " *smile* "
fucking douchemonsters
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Tee hee, douche.
Do people really use that word?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Apparently, they do yonder pond.
_{Evenin' Gonz}
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:33, Reply)

*doffs hat*
Evnin' spack
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

* turns beanie inside out *
Hows tricks this eve?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Douchebag
is the preferred term of choice in my neck of the woods.

Morning Kristine, Spakk, Gonz.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:33, Reply)

I'm pretty much the only person I know that says it
and I use it incessantly

because I'm fucking surrounded by douchebags
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)

I hear it all the time
and it makes me laugh.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)

that seems to be the general responce here as well
I'll bet you're surrounded by them too.

In fact...they seem to be every_fucking_where.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Here, it's all the daddy's little princesses
who are considered douchebags - you know, the beach girls who have everything paid for by daddy and haven't lifted a finger for themselves in their lives.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)

ugh, stuck up bitches, eh?
shower of cunts, I tell ya
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Sounds it
There is precious few of that where I am now
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Evening WBM
Does that phrase ever get shortened to just 'bag' when in polite company?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Nope. But then again,
I don't hang around with polite company.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Mornin'.
It doesn't carry enough weight to it, sounds feebal to me.

Cunt, Prick, Shit...they've got the strong starts (and/or) finishes to them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:06, Reply)

it's not really a big insult, it's probably the equivalent to 'tool'

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

They should use smileys instead
but if they over-use them, they should still be punched.

_{Evenin' Kristine}
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)

alright mistaspakkaman
*spanks*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

alright Kristine
* spanks back *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Evening all
It's half-time. I don't think this lot will be challenging for a first team place any time soon - not until they can complete a pass more than half the time for a start.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Evening TLiC
Who's playing?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:04, Reply)

West Bromwich Albion reserves vs Sheffield Wednesday reserves
It's free and I wasn't busy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

A hoy hoy
I am trying to decide if I want tomato soup and French bread for dinner, or tomato soup and chips. Or French bread and Roquefort.

I went to work in the end - still cold-y - and have made decisions and been forceful in spite of being sick! Hurrah!
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

that sounds like you deserve chips

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:11, Reply)

But I've had chips the last two nights.
They were Flatmate's left over ones and I want to make them last since I won't be buying any more... trying to be healthy.

EDIT: fuck it, need to use them up.
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

thats the spirit
Our wii fit dosen't come for another few days so until then healthy eating can fuck right off
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

I have a skipping rope and a New Year's Eve party to go to.
Apparently my boss is having one whether he likes it or not!
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Evening M
Just how sick do you have to be to take a sickie at your place?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Well, I came in and my boss (who sits next to me) told me I should have taken a duvet day
"go away, don't give it to us". I'll see how I feel about tomorrow but I think it's already on the wane...
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Germ Warfare
The new way of getting rid of unwanted colleagues.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Oh, would that it were that simple
"Piss off!" *sneeze*
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

It's also a good way to quietly mumble insults
*cough*pissoff*sneeze*
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Well I've been coughing my guts up all day
so it would have been ideal to squeeze a few comments in "*cough*SHUTUPABOUTSTRICTLYALREADY*sneeze*"
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:22, Reply)

relaity tv based conversations give you ear cancer
trufax
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

They watch all of the bastards - Strictly, X Factor, I'm A Celebrity, Big Brother, Dancing on Ice
and I sit in the middle and make this face.
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Using 'reality'-tv as a hyper-reality must be the ultimate form of irony.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:37, Reply)

cheap flights
can anyone tell me a good website for cheap flights to the states?
(bugboybeast, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Travelocity, Expedia if you're looking a long way in advance.
I've also heard good things about Air France.
( Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:12, Reply)