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I'm upset, really upset
I've been playing call of duty 2 for 17 straight hours
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Not you too Al?
I thought you were cultured.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)
He is
but only in the sense that he has fungus growing all over him
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:43, Reply)
I'm like a little pot of Actimel
Good in your guts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)
That made my colon retract
in a sexual way
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:44, Reply)
I always had a good gut feeling about you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)
+ being inside me
Fuck this shit, I'm going to do some work
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:46, Reply)
Don't bother
you'll only fuck it up like every other thing in your life
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)
I'll have you know that I'm exceptionally good
at removing lint from my belly button. Beat that, science!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:54, Reply)
Any good?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)
NOOOOOOOO!
I got so angry I punched a wall
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)
Seems a bit much, have a glass of milk to calm yourself down.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:21, Reply)
Seriously now boys, that link was really big on Friday or Saturday, now it's tired.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)
Oh sorry becky, it's just that some of us aren't on the internet all the time
and so don't get to see these videos the day they get made.

*huffs*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)
Wasn't it in the newsletter?
No wait, about 5 people mailed it to me and said haaaaaaaaaa, I wonder if your ex is at that stage yet.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)
Haha
I'm now glad I don't own an up to date console.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)
I'm sure your fiance would find ways to distract you from the game

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)
I'm currently a bit addicted to Civilisation 4 again
But I'm handling it okay, I only play it when she's out of the house, or busy doing something else.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)
Pity me. I am a MW2 widow.
I was not invited to the cenotaph though. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)
Do you like that robbin williams song, Angels?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)
Is it as good as Lisa Loebs "Stay"?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)
It's almost as good as that Semisonic song "Closing Time".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)
You're forgetting Breakfast at Tiffany's

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)
Oh man, I love that song.
That's the one that goes "Woooooo OHHHH, we're half way there, take my hand, we'll make it I sware" isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)
How about that More than words song?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)
That song made my prom
when me and Gonz danced to that, I knew they had written it about our feelings toward each other.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)
No, that's Flashdance (What a feeling)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)
You should see me in a leotard recreating that video.
It's quite a sight to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)
I heard you used a stunt double
Just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)
It's got nothing on Wonderwall

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)
I'm just going to link to this instead.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6547322
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)
OMG you put up a /talk link on here
I'm sure that's breaking some unwritten rule.

*Gazzes mods*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)
your face is against some unwritten rule
*gazzes mods*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)
pfft

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)
lame

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:51, Reply)
it got one laugh
that's enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)
A pfft isn't a laugh, it's more of an 'Oh you silly sad fuck' sigh

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)
that's not how I see it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)
That's how I see your face

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)
at least you see it at all
*rejoices*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)
Now THAT is a good use of this phrase
Vipros, you got totally pwned there.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)
She shoots, she SCORES

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)
perhaps
but celebrating it is pretty lame
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaa, I love that you're such a sore loser Vipros
biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)
surely to be a sore loser I'd have to care?
love one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)
If you don't care then why are you still replying?
Penguin or club?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)
because any conversation with you is to be cherished
penguin. there's something funny about the chocolate on a club.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Fucking hippy
Photobucket

You're right though, the chocolate on Club bars is a bit rancid
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:25, Reply)
haha
the only thing hippy about me is where my legs meet my body (and all the dope)

was that some kind of test?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)
I hope you're only offended on somebody else's behalf
You can't gaz the mods if you're taking care of your own hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is true

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)
But then I'd have to go round my clique of injustice to ask who can be arsed to gaz the mods when someone's mean to me
I'm not sure I can handle that
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)
it's got to be spontaneous on someone else's part
I'd volunteer, but I know that you aren't going to internet-put-out, so it seems like a waste of time
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)
Last time was spontaneous
and very very funny
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)
at the time
it got dragged out far too long in a shocking display of internet seriousness
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)
I'm talking about a few weeks ago when I had Bert naughty stepped for being a humungous twatbadger.
That episode you're referring to will most likely rage on as Bert cries himself to sleep every night wishing things had turned out differently.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)
I think we are talking about totally different things
I'm almost with you now though.

what was the thing a few weeks back? or is it too dull to mention
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Bert was put out at not being top manbitch on here and wanted to know who Gonz was.
So instead of looking around to see that he is in fact a long standing member of these boards, he chose to racially abuse him. ONLINE
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)
ah yeah, that
not as high profile as the recent chompygate
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)
Yeah I know. Gutted that I missed most of that
Looks like the fallout wasn't too great though
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)
it was quite painful in the end
as much as it hurts to say, despite efforts from some, chompy happily maintained the moral and intellectual high ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)
I clicked the bits that I saw that I liked. I think that's good enough

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:25, Reply)
Them's the rules
Don't make me bully you...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)
I'm sorry Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooota, I just can't take the internet seriously enough
I wish I could, dearly do I wish I could
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)
It's that kind of attitude that will lose you friends on the internet
This is serious shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)
If you're a Northern Monkey yeah

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)
I'm no monkey
I'm some kind of feral ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:25, Reply)
So you stink too. Nice work.
Really, nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:26, Reply)
I smell of onions and sugar puffs

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)
sugar puffs are the shittest of all cereals
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)
I can't eat them
They smell of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)
Becky, becks, do you mind if I call you B-miestah ?
I wish to formaly and humblery appologize for any tresspasses I may have made. Please don't get your White Knight In Shinying Binary to call that I am banned from this internet forum.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:50, Reply)
I dunno Gonz, maybe you're due for a hotstepping
,)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)
I don't think cr3 likes me in that way.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)
Gaz him and ask him

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)

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