Thing is
when I was younger, I always think older people all look the same, so I would never know who to ID and who not to, so to be safe I would ID everyone. And if they are under 18 themselves they need to get one of the older till monkeys to approve it anyway.

I'm pretty sure the shop gets in trouble too though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But you think that everyone looks the same
RACIST!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I'm worse than Clendrix me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)

But she has far better norks.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Nobody has better Norks than her.
Even when they are all jizzy.

In fact, especially when they are all jizzy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

But who's jizz is it though?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

She has a special man for that sort of thing

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Ahhh this is true

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

My ex's family used to have a member of staff
(yes, they are that posh) called the Backdoor Boy.

Perhaps Clendrix has one too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I'm sure he does that too
when she asks him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Asks?
Tells.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

good point

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

*shudders*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Oops :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaa, there'a a shop called Starlight stores in a village called Downley, just outside High Wycombe where I went to Uni that employs kids and every single fucking time my flatmates and I were in there there would be a strangled cry of
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT...CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD. The twisted gnarled form of Pat would then lumber out of the back room, still on the phone, gurning away and adjusting her skirt - she only had 3 functional fingers on her left hand, so it took a while. Take one look at us and snarl "Serve em quick"
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)