Meh
I never really mind getting IDed, being accused of stealing Amaretto in Tesco however... I strongly objected to! I ask you... who steals a bottle of Amaretto?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd consider it
I like Amaretto.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Me too but
I didn't steal it! :(

I was going to a pic-nic in Hyde Park and had ran into Tesco to pick up some plastic cups and got stopped at the door. They found the booze and obviously it wasn't on the receipt, so DiT had to run back to our flat, find my receipt for the booze which I had brought the day before, come back and show it to the man before I was let off... booooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Wait a sec, you took amaretto to a picnic in Hyde park
That's your first mistake right there. Everyone KNOWS it's pancake topping, not for drinking. Consider yourself suitable chastened.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Hehehe
I did, I like mixing it with coke to make a yummy drink! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Never tried it with coke, only neat or on pancakes
Probably accounts for why I'm not a massive fan of the stuff :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Oh its rather nice.
I'll only drink it neat at Xmas after dinner! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Then this I must try when I go drinking next :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Hurrah!
Apparently it tastes sort of like Dr Pepper... so if you don't like that... then maybe give it a miss! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

I wonder what it'd be like if I mixed Amaretto and Dr Pepper
a positive TASTE EXPLOSION in my mouth
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Maybe
I wouldn't try it though... just in case! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Maybe I should just stick to Corona
Fucking expensive, generic beer of the gods. Trufact
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

they'd cancel each other out
and it'd be like drinking booze-water
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

pancake topping?
weird

also, amaretto and coke? that sounds gross
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Its
ACE! You can't judge until you have tried it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

naa, I know it'd be too sweet and sickly for my liking
I understand why you might like it though.

despite liking coke, I find that mixing it with spirits makes it do weird things to my teeth.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:33, Reply)

It's the perfect pancake topping
Try it and then have an opinion, until then STFU
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

the perfect pancake topping is lemon juice and sugar
(almost type lemong)

this is fact.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Oh fuck off with your traditional boring stuffs. The sugar never dissolves so the pancakes are crunchy. That's rubbish.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:41, Reply)

use caster or icing sugar
or enjoy the fact that the crunchiness is awesome.

you've got some fucking crackpot ideas about what is good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

They aren't real sugar, so it doesn't work. Besides, then I'd have to specially buy caster or icing sugar just to have as a topping
then have it sit alone and unloved in the cupboard because it's foul.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

How is it foul?
It's fucking SUGAR!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

It's fucking rubbish sugar
it doesn't work as a sugar based product. Sherbet's better than icing sugar.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

caster sugar is real sugar (unless you don't count white sugar as real sugar)
it's just fine grained.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

It's too orangey for crows

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

hahah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Ah I see
Maybe you should stick with the beer then! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

lemonade or OJ works fine with spirits
or I just guzzle jagermeister
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Isn't that
basically an acoholic Dr Pepper?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Yup
But nicer! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Dr Pepper & Jack Daniels
*taps nose*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Hmmmm
That could work...

*notes*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Tramps will steal anything,
You must look like a tramp.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:18, Reply)

This is true

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:21, Reply)

It's an excellent bit of logical thinking

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Meanie
You're no longer allowed doughnuts on Saturday
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I can though right? DiT said I couldn't have pizza, so I fully intend to gormandise the doughnuts instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

But of course
Why did DiT refuse you pizza?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

What!?
Hang on, we're taking time out of our busy lives to help him move and he's starting to bogart all the good food already?

What a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Haha
I haven't been made aware of this, although he might have told me and I just didn't listen, that happens a lot - I get distracted easily.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I can't remember now, I think because I called him a gayer for Al
*checks* No wait, it was because I said the prize on the gadget show would be mine.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Ahhhhh
Well then he would be annoyed. He's been trying to win for quite sometime now... despite us already owning most of the gadgets they have in the compo... he's a strange cookie.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I tried to win for a few weeks, but got bored. The cost of the text was too prohibative anyway

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

This is my problem
Whenever they have a track day as an additional prize I enter... other than that I have stopped now, its too depressing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Tramps drink Lambrini
when they're having a party
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:21, Reply)

You're confusing Tramps with Lampito
though it's an understandable mistake
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

OMG you bitch
Just because everyone's thinking it, does NOT give you the right to say it. You utter utter fuckwad.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I'm a bad person
I'm sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Giggles like the girl she is

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

I don't look like a tramp
I look like a flim-flam you bummer
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

you got mentioned on tv again last night

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Way to change the subject dude

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

oh sorry
she does look like a tramp

how's that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Was it a documentary about tramps?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

It was about bummers

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

You'd know
Being the main star of the show and all
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Really on what this time?
Was James May there?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

It was Derren Brown
He's in your brain now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

like a worm
eating away at your consciousness
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Making you do stuff
stuff
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Oooooh
Mystical
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I don't look like a tramp
I look like a flim-flam you bummer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:25, Reply)

You're confusing her and her husband

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

*headbutts*
Shhhh you
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Quite the resemblance
www.fadingad.com/blog/queens/elmhurst_flimflam.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Hahahaha
brilliant
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Were you ever caught?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Nope
You'll never catch me alive copper

*legs it*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:32, Reply)

I learnt to say that in Welsh when I was at uni
well, "you'll never take me alive coppers"

one of the two useful welsh phrases I learnt and could only say when drunk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Hehe
Its handy to know in every language I suppose! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I wish I could remember it
I can remember how to say I like tortoises, but that's not as useful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Haha
Probably not... unless you carry a tortoise around with you, in which case it will always be relevant to any conversation you have!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I'm not in the habit of doing that
maybe I should start
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:43, Reply)