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I'd like lots of advice really, but it doesn't matter because I'll ignore it anyway and then you'll say I told you so.
Don't you hate it when someone gives you advice and you don't take it and they're waiting like vultures. And you try to take the sting out of it by saying "Yes I agree with you but I'm doing the opposite anyway, and we all know the outcome so don't bother saying I told you so." and so then they don't say they told you so but they give you 'that' look that means "I told you so."
Smug cunts. Like they're dead clever for telling you something you already know.

I've been ignoring everyone except my Nana. She likes to make big messes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i always do what i want anyway
i got this fucking fortune cookie the other day:
"your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others"

gee, thanks
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)

mind you, at least i have a fucking purpose
how many people can say THAT eh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Well exactly!
Im neither use nor ornament!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

i'll share my fortune with you if you want, we're totally kin

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Thanks hun
We're gonna need more sofas then...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

i come with a christmas tree already erected and a lifetime supply of chocolate

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Have you got any crisps?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)

only a couple of bags of skips sadly
i have a fridgeful of beer though, totally on my 3rd right now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I need wine
I'm in a shit of a mood and I have shedloads to do
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)

im more of a quantity than quality girl myself
i get the two bottles of red from the turkish supermarket for a fiver deal...probably their own bottled menstrual blood but it all goes to make a turd innit

chin up cupcake at least we're young(ish) and hot
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Is 31 still young? Deffo hot though. Fo sho.
I like the two bottles of Pinot grigio for a fiver off the (insert whatever nationality the two brothers are) near me. I don't care about thr quality.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:25, Reply)

of course it is we're in our fucking PRIME
i should be mopping my kitchen floor and shaving my legs right now but im sitting here with beer on the internet.

i fail at woman. what are you wearing?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Manm you two sound like such an awesome catch
I wish I could squeeze you both together, then I'd definitely leave my fiancee.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)

GET YOUR OWN INTERNET WOMAN
IM FUCKING WORKING HERE
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Don't start lad
I'm on the edge today.
You bully me, and I'm gazzing every mod in the world. Even ones from other sites who don't even know what B3ta is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I mopped on Sunday rah!
Yeah I'm a spring chicken when you consider I'm a cougarrr.
I'm wearing work clothes. Pinstripe kecks, white top, cropped red cardie thing.
Are you wearing a dressing gown with 20 Lambert silver in the pocket, you beer internet wench?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

im wearing those pink fluffy mule type slippers with the heels
a white shirt unbuttoned slightly...skidmarked baggy pants and an old grey bobbly bra absolutely reeking of beefy under tit sweat
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Phwaooooar
I'm on the turn.
I have those slippers in black.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)

i asked for them for christmas once when i was 9
my mam got me brown fucking moccasins. what the shitty mcshit?
i didnt like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I got brown moccasins every year
Except for the years I got a pink pair and a blue pair.When I was a grown up I made my ex buy me black fluffy kitten-heeled mules and did not take them off for the whole of Yuletide.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)

we're like sisters
i'd move in with you and love you and shit but i dont think the world could handle that much sexy
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:43, Reply)

the world deserves the shit it will go through
when it tries to deal with that. It's not our problem, sis.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

lets elope

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)

ok
Can we just elope to my spare room? I'm not in a position to travel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:49, Reply)

DEAL.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Most of the time advice is either blindingly obvious
or the person is talking out of their arse.

I'd like to think I'm in the blindingly obvious camp although I have been known to fart in my sleep.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I fart constantly.
Maybe if I stopped I'd give my brain a chance.

Advice is blindingly obvious. When you ask for advice you're really ignoring the obvious and wanting someone to come up with idea you have in your head.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)