Dear Chickenlady,
How can I stop my hair from falling out quite so much? What's the best use for all the hair that has fallen out so far? Will Catface still love me when I am bald and he is coughing up furballs?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Never did Gail Porter any harm.
Just hide the hair loss till you got a ring on your finger then it's to late.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Good call.
Though I swear if it gets any worse I'm cropping it short.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Tell him to stop licking your head so much

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

He's grooming me.
It makes a change from the other way round.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)