How do I halt the seemingly endless spiral of procrastination that's preventing me from studying for my exams?
MTFU and YM are not acceptable as answers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You can't
You obviously thrive on fear and adrenaline. You might actually become shit at passing exams if you do it the way 'other poeple' do it.
Carry on as you are, but make sure to keep mopping up the sweat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah! men don't like sweaty women.
OMG! It all makes sense now.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)

But I thrive on naps and cans of coke and cheese and onion crisps.
I won't start getting the cold sweats til tomorrow evening when it really kicks in that I'm going to fail spectacularly unless I do some work.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

and that's when your mind will amaze you
Procrastinate. You can afford it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Well that leaves me bored for the meantime

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Don't say you're bored
Else I'll start one of my pointless anecdotes. IN MY ACCENT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

AAAAAAYYYYYYY, You know what, thas grace thad is!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

That was spot on
Even on the screen I can tell you knows your onions. There's a market on Great Homer Street, so we all call it Greaty.
One of my friends wondered for years who this "Gracie" was that scousers went to visit on a Saturday morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Go on then, I can always read it later if necessary

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Shit, I can't think of one
I think they only spew forth when they're ill-timed and unwelcome.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Oh ffs.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

You know I can't help it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

What being a Northern Monkey?
/ac
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I'm more than northern
I'm north-WESTERN!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Unplug your router,
make a cup of tea and start reading.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I need the internet as a study aid since a lot of my college notes are online
Also I don't drink tea. It's vile.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)

ok then,
do some work or I'll send you creepy gazes
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Puts firmly back onto shitlist

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Well at least you might go and do some work.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I always think that fear does wonders for the brain
I'd leave the studying right until the last minute and scare the information into your brain... that and write in your pencil case lid any notes that you think might help you! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)

yeah i used to do the scare it in thing
You forget it a day after the exam but it was of no real-life use to you anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Its a proven method
so coincidently is the 'pencil case aid'... helped me pass GCSE geography :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

We aren't allowed to take anything into the exam room. It's all done on new fangled computers nowadays.
sadface
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Bums
Then take the 'Arnold Rimmer approach'... write notes all over your body! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Oh I could totally pretend that I'm the guy from Prison Break WHO'S TOTALLY NOT GHEY and create an infrastructure on my body that reveals all of the answers
when you squint a bit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Is there time?
Totally do it if there is! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I doubt it and I would probably get funny looks from other people in the room if I started spaktarding around trying to reach my scapula in order to get at the muscles inserting upon it
So doing it another time though :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Unfortunatly it's mostly useful interesting stuff that I need to know, so I could do with remembering a lot of it afterwards

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

You can always turn away and look in a book
in real life.
But not in an emergency life-or-death situation...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Nope, been there...there's never enough time. I ALWAYS get the receptionist to pass my drink closer though as I don't know how long I'll be standing in the same position and may require refreshment :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Oh you're good...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

You knows it.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)