An article on the The Telegraph's website
details how Hilary Clinton met David Milliband recently and found him attractive. But the headline says:

"Hilary Clinton has gushed over David Milliband in an interview"

This made me do a coffee spit.

Anything particularly juvenile and smutty tickled you today?*

*nil points for 'your mum'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 12:37, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The dirty bitch!
I hope he hasn't taken his suit to the dry cleaner's. He might need it for evidence at a later date.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 12:39, Reply)

well
the last post on the previous thread brings back memories of my formative teenage years, Vampyros Lesbos hur hur hur
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 12:42, Reply)

I had to ring home and ask my parents to tape it off Bravo when I was at uni
There were ructions because my mother was appalled.
I've got the soundtrack. It's ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Thank you for that little gem
Allow me to return the favour with a couple more.

From yesterday's Evening Standard: "Darling and Balls clash in spending row"

And from today's Today: "...and, as it's the Queen's Speech today, we'll be talking to Peter Mandelson..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Another day, another fuck up.
In a meeting and a female colleague said about a problem "It's a really hard one and I would like to sit on it for a while." to which I started roaring with laughter, head on arm and banging the table whilst getting daggers from the Director.

"Oh come on - that was funny." Says I.

"No it wasn't." Says he.

Miserable twat
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I would have laughed also
in fact, I just did.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Can I work for you instead?
He just gave me the 'appropriate behaviour' speech. I was tempted to remind the arse of his vile comments about immigrants but thought better of it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

the car wash down the road
has a big sign offering 'in/out and hand polish, £25'.
(and now for someone completely different, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)