And we all want to know but forgot to ask.
Were you cut or did you tear? *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*bokes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

both
his head is on the 97th percentile for diameter *proud/sore mother*
( ascorbate, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Speaking as someone who has had stitches where the sun don't shine.
You have my sympathy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

This whole subthread has made me cross my legs and shudder
and I don't even have a vagina...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Yes you do

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Oh, so I do!
Honestly, I'd forget my own penis if it wasn't strapped on...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

it took me a while to even manage that
and i'm still sitting down a little gingerly.
( ascorbate, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Do you want to borrow this one?
(!)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Do animals rip?

Or have they managed to produce offspring that actually fit through their mimsies?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

It's the one drawback to being bipedal
Walking upright meant we had to evolve differently-shaped pelvises which don't bend and stretch as much as they do in a quadruped. As a result, births became more painful and more risky. Combine this with our increasingly rich diets, which help foetuses to reach larger sizes before they make a bid for freedom, and you'll be screaming blue murder at natural selection when you're in labour.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Also
our brains are much larger in propotion to the bodies than other creatures. The thing that makes us better at adapting to survive than other animals also makes us much more likely to die as we are being born, or at least kill our mothers.

Nature is wonderfully ironic. More so that Alanis Morrisette.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Although supposedly
our average brain size (at least in our early years) was smaller than that of Neanderthal man. So ladies, if you think it's bad squeezing a miniature homo sapiens out of your pipes, be thankful you're not harbouring something with a mahoosive brain and eyebrows that shelter its toes from the rain*.

*_{Eyebrow bit may not be applicable to chav mothers}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

She has a fundamental lack of understanding of what irony is

It's not ironic that it rains ofn your wedding day it's just shit you stupid screechy cock jockey!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Summed up beautifully in 5 minutes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)

I will save this for my lunch

i just hope I can find a knife amongst the 10,000 spoons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)