Good morning to you all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:32, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gah.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Good morning Mr Boyce

(TheColonel, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:40, Reply)

the network in here has died
And there are idiots who are getting wound up.... Who fucking cares, I'll sit here all day doing fuck all, it isn't gonna make any difference to me.
Brownnosing cunts
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Make them a cup of tea
with surreptitious bogeys; they're soluble dont-cha-know.


Everyone wins.
(TheColonel, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

What if they are annoyed that
being unable to do their work now means having to stay later to get it finished, when they would rather be in the pub?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Doesn't work like that in here,
hence my 'couldn't give two fucks' attitude.

I have amassed enough information on the illegal invoice altering in here to land them in a whole heap of shit, once I leave of course.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Handy stuff
I have an in-depth knowledge of parcel carrier loss/damage claim fraud and stupendous health & safety violations, as well as dereliction of pension legal obligations.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

Howdy-doodly-doo
Did you manage to acquire that entire stock of Brew Dog last night?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Lost wallet.
No beer. Bad temper.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Oh dear. That is shitty luck.
Have you managed to locate said lost wallet?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Have I fuck.
I keep doing it, it's most infuriating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

that was some shitty day you had
today can only get better. i went home, in the pissing rain, had to stand on a packed train, wiped cat shit off of the floor, then was in bed by half eight, watched some i-player and was asleep by midnight. will be checking bank balance to see if i can eek out a few beer tokens for tonight.

my shitty wage and resultant poverty is beginning to rip my knitting. i need moar money....not too much, just a little more, maybe an extra £100 per month...keep me in fish tea's and beer
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

You're paid pretty badly aren't you?
I boo-hoo about money all the time but in reality I should be reasonably well off. I'm just a fucking imbecile with money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

i suppose money is relative
and relatively speaking, i want more. the bare faced cheek and policy of no annual wage rises in this shit-hole, means that the situation only rumbles on. i don't feel poor, and have all the things i desire to be honest, i just feel mildly embarrassed at my crap wage and the fact i am 'over 35' with a few kids and earn the same amount i earned more than 10 years ago.

it will all come good in the end though. it is always darkest just before the dawn.....and on that note, i just finished filling in the '100 best companies' questionnaire. a small, but hopefully significant victory...the thing is, the CUNTS in here are so deluded, that they will be apoplectic if they don't make it into the top 100....they wouldn't look at themselves and ask WHY. They think everybody loves working here, despite the horrific staff turnover and lack of any empathy or trickle down from all the fucking awards and accolades they seem to win.

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(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)

as a man
who's just had to issue an ultimatum to get my first raise in 5 years I know precisely where you're coming from.

Cunts indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Good morning to you too.
Did you listen to High Rise 2 yet?

I enjoyed it but it did give me the giggles. (or was that the indo?)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Not yet, tonight's the night
I got diverted on my way home via a pal's house who insisted on getting me completely annihilated on beer, cocaine and 'blue cheese' weed, which was extremely good of him. One minute I was at my chum's, the next it was this morning and I was feeling nauseous and confused.

It became apparent after 10mins at the bus stop that the cunts were on strike again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

"I was feeling nauseous and confused."
Sounds like a good night!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Sounds like...
...High Rise 2 is an ideal soundtrack.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Excellent. Thanks again old boy
Are you fan of Boris, whilst we're talking Japs?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

No...
Who they/He/Her?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

They
contemporary Japrock outfit. One of the best live bands I've seen in recent years. They've changed their sound quite a bit over the years, I understand the albums are quite different from each other, but the most recent stuff is super, super heavy drone riffage of a kind of Sunn O))) vibe, but quite Sabbathy and with an extremely fit girl on guitar.

Actually I cannot praise them enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I will find it...
...and give it a bash.

Thanks for the tip.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Nauseous = causing nausea
I suspect you were in fact nauseated.
/pedant
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I stand corrected, thank you.
If you ask my staff, they might tell you that I was right the first time, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Blue Cheese Weed.
Was this of the home-grown variety?

Yummy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Yup, weapons-grade hydro.
My chum said he'd effectively lost 4 days since scoring it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Last time...
...I had some of this I got so wasted I lost my 'bag'. I had a vague recollection of putting it somewhere 'really safe' but since then - nada.

Hopefully some time in the future I will stumble onto it again.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I once lost four individually bagged eighths
out of the leg of my trousers whilst walking up the Holloway Road.

Some lucky cunt must have thought he was in some kind of marijuana-themed hansel & gretel episode...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I haven't done this sort of things for years
but at one time i was notorious for it. Hopefully one day you will find it and build a celebration joint. Better than someone else finding it i suppose. I keep all my paraphenalia in a locked box in my garage..a bit of a hassle, but brings good peace of mind.

I remember finding a quarter of soapbar in some a pile of fallen leaves...it was fucking rank, damp and tasted of leaves.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:30, Reply)

My brother
found a half-oz of bud on Brighton beach, the lucky cunt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:53, Reply)