its all gravy innit
whats more important right, is where the fuck am i going to get more booze with no cash this weekend
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've got fucking loads of booze
What are you willing to do to get it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

i cant come to the staytes :(((((((
i have back up booze but if i drink it i'll DIE or something
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

WHAT
is it laced with something?
don't tell me it's old because I've drank beer well past the expiration
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

It's probably lighter fluid

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

office lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

its shite my brother brought back from spain
dirty coloured absinthe that smells like battery acid

i once drank a bottle of old champagne the colour of tramps piss, im not fussy love, i just value my teeth and tonsils omfg they'll melt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

oh god oh god
no don't drink it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

oh man i dunno!
i could sip it all ladylike and shit and see how it goes innit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Mix it with some orange juice or dandelion and burdock

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:01, Reply)

d&b is so wrong im sat here doing little sicks thinking of it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

can you mix it with something?
I had half a shot once and it came right back up.
Later found out about the sugar cube trick.
Sad times.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

oooh sugar cube trick? shall i pour it in a jug with a shitload of sugar and ting or what?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

you put a sugar cube on a spoon, put a couple drops of the absinthe on the sugar cube and light it over your cup
it melts into the absinthe and makes it drinkable apparently
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

also, this
cocktails.about.com/od/cocktailrecipes/ht/drink_absinthe.htm
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

yer ta love i reckon i should dilute it
or run my car on it. i dunno man
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I reckon it's clean the dirt off your tires pretty well
and the paint off your car
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

and the enamel off my teef
and the hair off my minge
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Beat up a tramp
Get one that looks a bit tipsy already and boot them in the head as hard as you can, makes them woozy then you have time to get a few punches in and then it's basically all over bar the cleaning up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

nah mate i live in essex now, not london
round here, i am the tramp
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:51, Reply)

in that case
watch out for fourteen year olds with a booze hungry look in their eyes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Especially if they've got ginger hair
and are quite hot, even with a moustache.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

none of those round here
i think i might have to crack on with the back up booze :((((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Tip:
A little absinthe with good amount of lemonade, and maybe some sugar.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

im totally going to try the sugar
danke schön mein herr
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)