It's that time of year
Deck the halls with wads of tissue
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tis the season of health issues
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Quaff we now our medication
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Kill the viral infestation
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la


Who's sick and who's disgustingly healthy?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:24, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am dangerously healthy
Haven't had a day off work ill in over 3 years. That's pretty shocking. It's just I think if I use one as a fake then a few days later karma will come after me and make me genuinely sick.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Apart from the arthritis
I'm disgustingly healthy. Haven't had a cold in 2 years!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

I'm not sick but I'm not healthy.
HOWS ABOUT THAT EH
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

and its so hot

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:01, Reply)

If I was any healthier I'd be immortal.

( girlinthehole, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I have been sick once in the last ten years

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Getting over a cold and coughing like a cat with a hairball.
My colleagues now have the Fear that making me laugh may kill me.
( Maladicta, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:31, Reply)

My health seems to generally be pretty poor
I think I've had about 7 colds now in the last 8 weeks. A fair record, I think you'll agree.

I'd quite like to stop having headaches though, it would help with doing work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I went down with swine 'flu about six weeks ago
it wasn't as bad as 'proper 'flu' that I had a about seven years ago when I thought I was going to die and hallucinated with a high fever.
Swine 'flu was just a nasty cough, aching and generally feeling like crap.
Six weeks ago.

I've seen the doctor twice, I can work one day and have to spend the next in bed. Haven't been to the gym in six weeks. Have had hardly any alcohol in six weeks. Still ache. Still have a cough. Still ill.

The doctor's answer?
Rest.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:48, Reply)