"I am such a 'tard that I think "choad" is a compliment." Discuss.
Try and keep the bile to a minimum kids...

Note: those incapable of a suitable degree of literacy please keep away...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:09, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd love to partake in this debate...
...and I would were it not for the fact that I'm posting from my mobile and have no Internet. That, and I fear that you're way, way too intellectually superior to me, what with the fact you have a grasp of basic literacy and all.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Also..
In this context it's 'compliment'. But I'm sure you knew that already.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Of course he did. He knows EVERYTHING

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Nah becky, I don't know EVERYTHING,
Nobody does.
But this nobody knows more than a fuckwhit like you could possibly imagine.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Erm...that's fuckwit
at least learn how to spell common insults if you're going to try and rile me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Fuckwhit or Fuckwit.
Whit and wit have been interchangable for at least a couple of 'undred years.
Please catch up.
Would a biscuit help?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)

What the fuck are you talking about?
www.answers.com/topic/whit
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Well said, that internetter.
Blimey, posting on iPhone is awkward.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:57, Reply)

K800i is easy when you've been using it for two years.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Oooh, you smug git!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)

One down from Vipros right there.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Smug when it's taken me that long to get used to it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)

This is probably true,
because many retards don't know that they mean different things.
( thealternativefact, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Whit (n)
The smallest particle, iota, jot - he has nit changed a whit.

Or (n) - The least bit.

Just saying, like. OMG, gaz the mods! Differing opinions online!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:56, Reply)

How does it feel, thinking that you're better than everybody else?
I imagine that in your world you walk away from conversations thinking 'my, I amazed everyone then with my vast knowledge and wit' - that's WIT, by the way, and the dictionary agrees with me before you accuse me of being immeasurably inferior to your god-like self.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I hope nobody minds me posting here, I know it's against the rules of the thread.
But am I allowed to post in this thread? It's just that my words arn't good sometimes, and I think it may have been a dig at me, but I'm not allowed to reply.

I don't understand this whole THE Chard thing though, I think it must be because I didn't do A-Levels.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)

It's a leaf innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:02, Reply)

I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOUR PROXIMITY TO ICE-CREAM.

( thealternativefact, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:03, Reply)

<3 U 2 baby !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:21, Reply)

It doesn't say 'complement' anymore.
Still, the aroma of misplaced smuggery is still there.
( thealternativefact, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Oh, well edited, well done indeed.
For the record, mister 'intellectually superior' up there used 'complement' the first time out. All around, this is great internetting.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)

ignominy abounds

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Oh my golly goodness...
I misplaced a vowel!
I guess that makes me worse than Hitler.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Oh I wouldn't go that far
You'd have to have some charisma then.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Not really, just incapable of a suitable degree of literacy.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
( thealternativefact, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Of course it doesn't, you silly man.
But when you're having a thinly veiled dig at someone on this site as you view them to be inferior to you and your amazing intelligence, you'd better be damn sure you spell your post correctly.

It doesn't make you worse than Hitler. But then, I never said you were.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:00, Reply)

I love Moe.
He's one the the best Simpson's characters.
I love his bitterness and rage.
Oh. You edited :(
( thealternativefact, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Sneaky ninja

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:05, Reply)

apple fail
/ac
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Haha, I did edit!
But I have never claimed to be the best speller in the world, and also this cocking iPhone keeps deciding that what I'm writing isn't what I want to write!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Whassup bitches?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I'm not sure slang is allowed in this thread.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Certainly not.
Or any Geordie crap.
( thealternativefact, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

I'm not technically a Geordie.
Unlike Al, who IS technically a Geordie. But we don't talk about that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)

So you're allowed on here and Al isn't?
Seems fair.
( thealternativefact, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Well, quite.
My thoughts exactly. Unfortunately I don't have any control over who uses the internet, and so Al remains, in all his Laughing Cavalier gay bike riding glory.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:30, Reply)

ORLY?
That's fucked me up good 'n' proper like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Word, homes!
It's all good in the hood, yo. And ta for the texts from you and Tourettes. The move went very well ta, knackered now though!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Moving house will do that to you.
Or running a marathon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Or walking to the south pole with a busted knee followed by a stretch at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 23:36, Reply)

THIS THREAD WAS EXCELLENT.
Pisstakery, pedantry, sarcasm, own-petard-hoisting...all Monty's food groups covered.

Hurrah!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 8:41, Reply)

What the fuck
does "home sweet home" mean anyway?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 8:58, Reply)

It used to be a central thread where the day's inane chat took place.
Now we've got nested replies and interesting people racing around interesting threads, all the terminally-inane people who don't appear able to partake in a bit of banter reside in Home Sweet Home.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:04, Reply)

So...
its some kind of "On topic ONLY please! Only say Nice Things here" kinda thing?

Hahaha.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Gaiety in extremis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Would I not be allowed to call anyone a cunt?
I like calling people cunts. I like people calling ME a cunt.

I feel all upset and abused that I can't be called a cunt.

Prick would do, too. :(
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:21, Reply)

You cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Aww.
Bless your heart, you cunting mong.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Anytime, prick.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Oh, there's no 'topic'
Try reading one that has more than fifty replies.

That said, I do remember someone once saying, paraphrased 'I read a Home Sweet Home thread and it was full of bullshit chatter.' The response was 'You're not supposed to read it.' That's when I stopped taking part - I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to be doing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:17, Reply)

'You're not supposed to read it.'??????
I think that gave me a headache.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Proabably the best advice you could be given
Just avoid, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:25, Reply)

We always fear that which we do not understand.

( girlinthehole, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Fucking hell.
SERIOUS BUSINESS.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

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(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 12:25, Reply)