my dad had them
and two years later he died

These two events are not connected,
( Peej, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 8:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure down deep inside
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want want), o, o, oo, honey.
( Peej, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 9:12, Reply)

No need to pussyfoot
I know I'm not long for this world...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 9:21, Reply)

That's a shame really
you seem so nice. Still, if this lief has taught me anything it's that nice people often die while total cunts seem to hang around forever.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I'm absolutely lovely
So it's only fitting that I die tragically young.
I'm sneezing and shivering now. I think it's The Consumption.
Get me a bathchair and some cross-stitch to occupy me.
Tell my suitors and callers that I'm indisposed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Quick Nurse!
She's having an attack of the vapours!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 9:28, Reply)

My dad got stung by one of those huge cyprus bees, half an hour later, he was dead, 10 minuites after that the news was posted on a website of mine, an hour after that I found out about the whole thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

GO GO SOCIAL NETWORKS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Is that true?
My aunty is allergic to wasps. She keeps getting stung but not dying. Anyone else would be dead by now. A nice person.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Yup, I wasn't there, but that's what I hear.
There are a couple of stories about what exactly happened, but that one seems to be the most consistant. The website stuff is all 100% true, properly fucked me up, the site took me 2 years to make (it was an on-going project), and I can't look at it now, but can't take it down eaither. I just make sure it's running.

It set off his second heart-attack, and as he was in cyprus, the ambulance took 2 hours to arrive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Still, he managed to see his dreams come true out there, for the most part.
Not everything, but his olive trees and the opening of a good friend's shop.

It's a shame that some bastard cut the trees down two months later.

They named a street after him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Oh god sorry for being flippant
I'm not sorry for wishing the wasps would do for my aunty though. On predictive text, aunty is cunty
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Heh, didn't even notice you being flippent =)
They're fucking huge, they're only found in north cyprus (as far as I can tell), about the size of a thumb with two body-sections.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)