Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BONG!Speedbumps being constructed in SE1!
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Possibility of dog in our lives!
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The new flat is great, but the Freezer doesn't work!
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Opinions differ online, fatties wobble!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:19,
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dogdogdogdogdogdogdogdog DOG !Do you need a dog walker? I'ld totally be your dog walker, if you get a decent dog, not that any dog is undecent.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:21,
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I love how your going to get a dogbut only if it's too stupid to be good at proper jobs. You're basically looking to acquire the canine equivalent of a QOTW contributor.
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I won't feel so bad about kicking it then, will I?I love the idea of a dog that lies about how great it is. Sexually. Offline.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:28,
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Your dog will be running up to other dogsand going "Yeah, I saw this great dane messing with this jack russell bitch I had my eye on, she wasn't happy, so I fly kicked it in the face and it was all like "Aaaaargh" and it fell over a small wall, then she totally let me sniff her arse"
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And like, they wouldn't like, report it, cos they knew me and all the other dogs would totally grass it up for being a NONCE.I have six pert firm nipples, don't you know. VALIDATE MEEEEEEE!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 14:34,
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