I wish joints floated in the bath.
I haven't had a joint in the bath for ages, mainly because I don't have a bath, but also because I rarely smoke.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Seriously, Noel...
what was the point of that, eh?
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I don't wear condoms on my penis
I took a vow of celibacy in 1971... and I don't quite have a penis really...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)

I wish I could have a pedicure.
I haven't had one for ages because I hate them. And I have no feet.
( thealternativefact, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Poor Noel

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)

I don't pre-cum in my girlfriends mouth
Because my girfriends mouth is sown shut and my cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing
(TheColonel, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:12, Reply)

No.
No-one is sure. Sureity is the least sure thing in the world.

That's what I heard anyway, and I'm rarely wrong cos I'm NORTHERN like T. Blair and G. Brown!

Raaaaarrrrr!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, Reply)

BULLSHEEEEEET

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, Reply)

BOLLLOOOOOCCCCKKKKKSSS!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:19, Reply)

pfft

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)

tffp

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I resent
your insinuation that G Brown, a Scotsman, could ever be compared with that "Geordie" tosser Blair.

How dare you, sir.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:57, Reply)

Sorry but
Blair's a Scotsman too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)