Give them independence
Then invade in a poorly reasoned and thought out war, destroying their infastructure and turning a vast proportion of them against us, we should take no heed of civilain casulaties and consequently create an ongoing guerilla war where everyone loses.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I would love to see a guerilla war in Scotland
small gangs of drunken bampots staggering out of doorways to throw boots at English military patrols before keeling over and swearing as they vomit on themselves. I bet it would be really scary.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:34, Reply)

If we can't fight them out... we'll breed them out

I once saw the evil English rapist guy from Braveheart in my local pub, best celebrity spot eva!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:43, Reply)

We do have a highly skilled band of knife experts,
seasoned in the art of 'chibbing', so beware!

Here is a quote from yesterdays paper to prove it.

"As Graham lay bleeding, Smith, 19, danced around him, laughing and shouting: "Ha ha, ya dafty, you've been stabbed"

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2009/11/24/thug-stabbed-man-in-unprovoked-attack-than-danced-around-victim-86908-21845821/

The mind boggles.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:45, Reply)

that's hilarious

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)

and in all honesty
that doesn't surprise me one bit.


still funny though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Don't forget that the English army
is full of scots. The rest are welsh, scousers and geordies.

I think they would kick our soft southern arses, even if they were all drunk and covered in sick.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 9:50, Reply)