YYEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I got tickets to see Mastodon next February! Fuck you whichever cunt bought my ticket for the islington academy gig this year, you'll not be getting your hands on this one.

Edit - Look at this
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/24/straight-civil-partnerships

So a couple want a civil partnership because "we feel alienated from the patriarchal traditions of marriage". How pathetic. If you want the legal protection that goes with marriage, get married, if you don't, don't get married. If you want to show your love and affection in a non legally binding way, have a "commitment ceremony" or some other shit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:11, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, quite.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Benders.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

That story would be made better if she said:
"They won't let me have a civil ceremony, despite the fact I have large, firm, pert breasts."

Also: MASTODOOOOON!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

You should totally come too!!!!!
we can get all hot and sweaty and bounce against each other, it'll be just like last weekend
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

i like breasts
 
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

So they want to get married, but not call it a marriage?
I wish I was trendy and could invent an issue to feel strogly about.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

You can but dream.

PS have you asked 'Strogly' how he feels about being groped like that? It's not nice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

He loves it, the big fucknuckle

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Ha! Oh dear i fink i kneed sum coffee
my speling is abhismal
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

*gazzes B69 to report you*
With any luck, he'll start a nasty thread about you.
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

He'll have a bit of trouble gazzing people
if his house is on fire and a pig is eating his wife.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

*sighs*
Where's that great lump Kaol when we need him?
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Who's strogly?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

A lucky boy.

( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

He's my non gender specific partner
and we are petitioning the government to have our secular multi-cultural union aknowledged in a carbon negative...oh I cant keep this up
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Tom and Kat from Islington?
No wonder they're in the Guardian.
It's people like this that are pushing me over to the right.
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Are you sure it isn't the weight of your awesome norks pulling you over?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I've got them in a wheelbarrow.

( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I wish I was a wheelbarrow

(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

How romantic!
*glees*
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Hey there sexy lady
want me to "wheel your barrow"?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

you can now flutter your eyelashes and say "Lawks!"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

*hides behind fan*
Oh Mr Thegeordie. Really.
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Surely if you want to show your commitment to someone but don't believe in the religeous ceremony of marriage.
Then a civil partnership is ideal.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Fuck that.
Just still be there in bed in the morning.
That's more than enough.
( thealternativefact, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

A civil marriage is not a religious ceremony
A civil partnership (for homosexuals) and a civil marriage (for heterosexuals) are legally the same. It's just a different name.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

A pair of
attention seeking Tarquins who would probably be reduced to gibbering wrecks if they ever had to face real discrimination. Tossers.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:37, Reply)

The legal protection that goes with marriage?
HA!

/bitterandtwisted
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 12:43, Reply)