I'm having drink and drugs for supper.
All the food groups there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You boozehound
You're missing sugar!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

There's heaps of sugar in BEER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:36, Reply)

nein
all the sugar turns to alcohol


*Czechoslovakian yeasts*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

even in American Bud?
I thought you almost always had residual sugar - Holsten Pils made a point of all the sugar turning to alcohol in their beer which was why it was (at the time) 6%?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:50, Reply)

I hope desert wont be a certain mental ex?
of course it's your life but DON'T DO IT MAN!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I'm staying well clear, Colonel
don't you worry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:51, Reply)

How embarrassing, I spelt "desert" when I meant "dessert"
the last time I got that wrong we invaded Iraq (I was quite red faced over that one!)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Ha!
No-one noticed. I won't tell anyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:56, Reply)

i totally saw it, how embarrassing

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:00, Reply)

I was TRYING to make him feel better
You unfeeling Jezebel, you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:02, Reply)

im telling all my friends

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:03, Reply)

and a GOSSIP, to boot, then
Thrice fie upon ye!!

*shakes fist*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:04, Reply)

yer im worse than fucking hitler me, and i totally made a derogatory comment about all your mothers today an all

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:08, Reply)

HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF????////?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:09, Reply)

I DO I DO! I CAN PLAY THE PS3 FROM THE TOILET AN ALL ITS FUCKING MINT

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:11, Reply)

I cannot compete with that
My lavatory seat is hanging half off, and in high winds the window flies open letting the rain in. Last time this happened there was quite a sizable puddle on the floor. I thought I'd 'misfired' in the night whilst half asleep.

Just thought I'd share that with you. Enjoy.

I'm off home now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:14, Reply)

that was the whole story and then some, you totally spoil me
TA LA
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:15, Reply)