Anutha muthafuckin food thread
Last night my mum made me homemade scouse (stew for scousers) and buttered cobs (crusty rolls for scousers). My dad was going to bring it round but he didn't because my mum got sick and we had to go to the 'ospital. (She's ok now and they have done tests).
"Bang goes my scouse!" I thought.
But no! She rang me to say "I'm sending your dad up tonight with a huge dish of scouse. I ate one of your cobs so I'm just buttering another one."

GET IN!!

What clouds have had silver linings for you this week?
Or what are you having for your TEA.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:19, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GET THIS RIGHT
THEYVE FUCKING BROUGHT BACK RIGHT, THE THREE BOTTLES OF WINE RIGHT, FOR A FIVER.

RIGHT.

IM SO HAPPY IM IN FUCKING CAPS.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

WEY HEY FOR WINE AND SCOUSE

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

THREEEE BOTTLES???????

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

YES!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

you must mean two

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

NO NO NO.
FUCKING THREE!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Where the fuck??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

TURKISH FUCKING SUPERMARKET, TFC
GOD I LOVE EVERYONE SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

OH MAN I GOT TWO OF EACH

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I could never get a deal like that round here.
I am gonna go to the ten-Til-Ten and get two bockles for a fiver though. For with my scouse. I'm gonna get a red for with my scouse and a white for with my lascivious thoughts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

i got two red two pink and two white because thats how i roll
if you ram a bottle under your coat you could totally have the same deal as me i wont judge, god i couldve got four a fiver i feel so stoopid now :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Nah
It's behind the scally-proof plastic :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

we should go together, i'll flash my baps and you fill your handbag

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Fucks sake Rosie
reign them in for once.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

guten abend mein lumpchen

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

You're just like my aunty Mary in her heyday
You inspire me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

we'll live like fucking kings my northern bite of sexy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Right we will
Remember, if any old women fall on the ice as we're running away, fucking leave them right, because they're store detectives
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

and if there is no ice im totally fucking dropping skittles behind us so's they slip and shit
then we can run back and take all their fucking rings and handbags
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I when I discovered that my local Turks'
2 Merlots for a fiver was perfectly drinkable, I couldn't decide whether it was the best or worst news I'd had in ages. Still undecided.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)

I was scared at first
I thought maybe it was mixed with nail varnish remover or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

its good news, its well good news

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

not for my long-suffering organs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:52, Reply)

My tea is currently a mystery
I'm hoping Somerfield will inspire me on the way home... probably not but you never know! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

You will find inspiration in Somerfield
Get some Maltesers for dessert
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Now that
is a good idea.... mmmmmmmmmmm... maltesers!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Or crush them up and put them in ice cream

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I'm having drink and drugs for supper.
All the food groups there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

You boozehound
You're missing sugar!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

There's heaps of sugar in BEER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:36, Reply)

nein
all the sugar turns to alcohol


*Czechoslovakian yeasts*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

even in American Bud?
I thought you almost always had residual sugar - Holsten Pils made a point of all the sugar turning to alcohol in their beer which was why it was (at the time) 6%?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:50, Reply)

I hope desert wont be a certain mental ex?
of course it's your life but DON'T DO IT MAN!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I'm staying well clear, Colonel
don't you worry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:51, Reply)

How embarrassing, I spelt "desert" when I meant "dessert"
the last time I got that wrong we invaded Iraq (I was quite red faced over that one!)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Ha!
No-one noticed. I won't tell anyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:56, Reply)

i totally saw it, how embarrassing

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:00, Reply)

I was TRYING to make him feel better
You unfeeling Jezebel, you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:02, Reply)

im telling all my friends

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:03, Reply)

and a GOSSIP, to boot, then
Thrice fie upon ye!!

*shakes fist*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:04, Reply)

yer im worse than fucking hitler me, and i totally made a derogatory comment about all your mothers today an all

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:08, Reply)

HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF????////?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:09, Reply)

I DO I DO! I CAN PLAY THE PS3 FROM THE TOILET AN ALL ITS FUCKING MINT

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:11, Reply)

I cannot compete with that
My lavatory seat is hanging half off, and in high winds the window flies open letting the rain in. Last time this happened there was quite a sizable puddle on the floor. I thought I'd 'misfired' in the night whilst half asleep.

Just thought I'd share that with you. Enjoy.

I'm off home now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:14, Reply)

that was the whole story and then some, you totally spoil me
TA LA
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:15, Reply)

no clouds and no rain today while I was wandering along rivers!
halloumi and couscous stuffed peppers tonight with falafel I reckon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Ooh get you!
All that sexy forrin food
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I know
check me out

I made a freaking awesome crispy chilli beef stir fry last night. My house totally smelled like a chinese takeaway.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Shh
You're putting me off my scouse. It is imminent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Right kids, I'm off home
Maybe see yuz laterz cos I haz internetz in my crib now, oh yes!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:04, Reply)

I think I'm in love with you today.
With your Sweety and Nana, and now "Bang goes my scouse!"

I'm going to say this. Lots. IRL.
"Bang goes my scouse!"

Viva la Elf Este !
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 18:15, Reply)