Depends, if it's a friend or family do then normal pace.
If it's work TAKE THEM FOR EVERYTHING
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahaha
I concur
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)

:D
although I should have qualified the above statement with "getting drunk at work socials is not the done thing. Never get drunker than your boss".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:55, Reply)

never be the most drunk person there is my rule
people always remember the other person.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

My friend Dave slapped his boss in the face and called him a cunt
at a christmas party a few years ago.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Hello Chompy
How was the naughty step? Hope you didn't get piles from sitting on it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

The countdown is in seconds,
they should really show days:hours:minutes:seconds.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

You get a countdown?
Wow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

lucky he didn't comment on someones boobehs,
then he really would have been in trouble.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)

my old boss probably wouldn't have minded
the new one would I imagine

welcome back
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

He had to send a email to everyone in the company apologising.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

was the guy a cunt?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I have no idea, probably.
I think the bottle of whiskey had more to do with it than the boss' personality.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

that sounds likely
I steer clear of whisky

and whiskey for that matter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Ha ha I bet his face was red on the Monday
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Oh hiya Chomp!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I can't watch youtube clips at work.
STOP BULLYING ME!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Ok, it was the theme from Welcome Back Kotter.
you've ruined it you little cunt by not having youtube. What kind of cunt doesn't have youtube? Gimme your dinnermoney you slag.
*Is actually a bullying and harrassment adviser in her workplace*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Eh?!
So you advise people on the best way to harrass and bully colleagues?! Ace! I want your job!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:43, Reply)

That's what I mostly do
But really I'm supposed to be a listening ear for victims or accused perpetrators.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Ahh
That could be pretty depressing I bet? Or a funny depending on what gets reported. Do you ever scream "just man the fuck up, you nugget! No wonder no one likes you!"
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I did recently say "If he doesn't stop phoning, I'LL bully him!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Ha!
Terrific! You can't be too soft on em!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Do you ever find it hard to keep yourself from laughing sometimes?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)

No. I do sometimes satre into space
as they go off on a tangent.
I'm not a professional so I can't get them back on track quickly like a proper counsellor.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

A friend of mine drunkenly went up to one of the company directors
clasped the directors face with both hands and kissed the director on the top of his bald head.

I would love to say that it was all taken in good jest and christmas cheer, but it wasnt. He was fired.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Ha
It's like a networking type affair some media agency is putting on... I'll go slow and gauge what everyone else is doing.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)