I can't enjoy it because I'm afraid of appearing gluttonous
I'd rather pay so I could eat/drink tons and not be criticised or embarrassed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I hate the prawn stand-off when sharing food.
Where you think "There are 10 prawns, I've had 3, there are 2 left, by rights they should be mine, I love prawns, but I had to look pathetic over pawns, but c'mon, __PRAWNS___, I know, if I eat one quickly, they'll be one left, so that'll be mine, but I'ld have wasted a prawn because I had to hurry it. I'ld rather save it for the end of the meal, but by then they might take it, do I say something? I can't say anything, that would be really pathetic. FUCK, THEY'VE TAKEN ONE OF THEM" to yourself.

That's made worst if you're not paying.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)

You can have all my prawns.
I'm terrified of them. But I'll eat one soon. I ate one on a canape accidentally. There was nowhere to spit it and I necked it like a tablet. Urgh.

What don't you like? Maybe it's on of my favourite foods. We could go round buffets together and really clean up with double helpings.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:00, Reply)

My 'food hell' is tinned tuna.
The only way I like tuna is in sashimi or marks'n'sparks sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I'll have all the tuna pasta
You have all the prawns.
We'll never fight at a buffet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:02, Reply)

What?!
You're a mental, mate!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:03, Reply)

It's worst when you then resent someone for it.
But people resent me for not finishing off drinks, loads of times I'll buy a pint not to look out of place, but not really want it, so end up leaving most of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Took me ages to learn that one
If you're half a pint behind everyone else and it's time to go, it's fine to just leave it instead of necking it and feeling sick.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I've always hated those who go "OH MY GOD, YOU SPILT SOME BOOOOOZE / SAVE THE BOOOZE !!!" even as a teenager.
In my mind, it's always been the most pathetic attention seeking I've whitnessed.

Some shitcunt I used to hang around with was like that all the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Nah
You need a good hearty Blessed style "oh no, SPILLAGE!" so that the spiller realises what they've done. And so does everyone else in the pub. Likewise for "sack the juggler!" when someone drops a glass.

It's grim up norf.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)