I'm going to start my own removals company
I have a lot of experience. Last weekend I single handedly moved DiT and his lovely wife to a much nicer part of that there London and today I moved my office from a shitty new town to a lovely little village only six miles from my house.

I think my unique selling point will be that I will move your stuff while also being a horrific bully to you.

Do you think I've got much of a future?

Edit - okay, becky has just got shitty with me so I feel I should probably point out that becky helped to carry some clothes between the flat and the car.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:14, 86 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maybe
throw in a bit of cocksucking as an extra?
(Melody was not PMSing on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)

That goes without saying
bullying isn't proper bullying unless it comes with cocksucking.

Who are you anyway?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Just a random
person who read the cocksucking part in your sig.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Are you a boy or a girl?
I only ask so I know whether to talk about your breasts or you penis.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:31, Reply)

I'm a
girl.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)

SINGLEFUCKINGHANDEDLY?
Arse felcher
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Heee heee heee
I thought that might draw some people out of the woodwork.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)

I totally supervised other people carrying the sofa out to the truck and getting it covered with tarp
because it was about to start pissing down. AND I didn't eat any of the krispy kremes...because I didn't know where they were :( No way in hell was I going to lift properly heavy stuff that doesn't even belong to me, that's boys work that is!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I ate a Krispy Kreme
and I drank some water that gave me a severe case of the shits.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Haaaaa, I drank water from the kitchen and bathroom (taps, not toilet) of the old place and fully expected to have the shits.
I was pleasantly surprised with regular poo instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Now now honey bunny, a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)

YEAH ! What a cuntazoid.
I wished them good luck with the move, yeah', ME, did I get any recongition for this? Well, yeah', I got a "Cheers, thanks.", but still, MOREL OUTRAGE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Me too.
Mind you, I do have the excuse of not actually living in London or anywhere near. As much as I like Tightly, I wasn't going to spend a vast fortune travelling to the big smoke just so I could put my back out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)

You lazy fucker
you make me sick.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:58, Reply)

I NO!
It's fucking shocking isn't it? Lazy Northern cuntmonkey that I am.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Northern?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Erm, yes.
With a capital 'N'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

No, I don't think you've got much of a future.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Not if the people he's bullied have anything to do with it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Dio has stomach cancer
:(
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)

HOORAY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Piss off, flap head.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Flap head?
FLAP HEAD???

Well, I've never been, etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I find that hard to believe
Someone with a face like yours must cop worse abuse than that on a regular basis.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

HEH HEH HEH :)
Actually he's quite dashing really. He does, however, slip ugly pills into my last drink of an evening, so when I wake up each morning my eyes look like sheeps' clunges....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

*suddenly fancies sheep*

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)

*proffers wool from knitting bag*
*Has just admitted to possesing a knitting bag online :(*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:14, Reply)

HAHA
you knitter
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Better than being a knobber ;)
A few years ago I knitted a special 20' Dr Who scarf for DG - back in the days when I was smitten and eager to impress....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

20 feet!?
That's superb. A six metre scarf would have some serious wind resistance when you make your coat flap.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:26, Reply)

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee :)
YOU SAID FLAP!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

he's so hot he gives me the horn over the internet
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Oh my god.
Is this real?
Devastated.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Sadly yes, it's on his website and here
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8380305.stm

This sucks beyond measure. I'm properly sad
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Oh Al.
I might never see him.
Poor RJD :(
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Seriously though
Any form of cancer is a shitter. I've lived with it enough.

:(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

It's killed some of my favourite people.
However, I was just starting to convince myself that Dio was immortal.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Oh man, he's trumped my niche.
This really is sad times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)

There there sweetheart
*strokes fondly*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I have no idea who he is.
I thought Ozzy Ozborne was the singer for black sabath?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Dio did the job (much betterly) for a while.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)

He joined Black Sabbath at some point I think,
not sure in what capacity though.

*smooshes Gonz*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)

In the capacity of
AWESOME ROCK GOD
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Perfectly said.

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:14, Reply)

*Snugs it RIGHT up*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Oh fucksocks
I just read about it and came here to see if you knew already :(

Edit: Hello to my favourite Northern monkeys :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:19, Reply)

November 2009
has officially been the shittest month in a long, long time.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:22, Reply)

It fucking has as well

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:24, Reply)

It has.
Nan, Slayer, Dio, my new bed, Eddie Izzard.
Shitpipes.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)

What happened to Eddie Izzard and your bed?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Enquiring minds must know

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

The company delivering my new bed are fucking me around and being cunts.
The friend who was going to come and see Eddie Izzard with me next Friday now can't come. I have to go alone or sell my tickets.
Wank.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)

WHAT!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Do you have a spare ticket!?
I'm free next friday!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Really?
Yes, it's spare...
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
How much? PLEASE PICK ME!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Also where is it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)

£25?
I'd LOVE to go with you.
Edit: Wembley Arena (as opposed to the O2 where he's doing the other gigs).
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!
I'm totally there!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:37, Reply)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
So happy!
I'll look up the times and stuff and gaz ya later about it :)
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Fuck me, that was quick
I'd have said MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME, but I saw him last year. I expect a full report on his show from the two of you :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:46, Reply)

you snooze you lose sucka!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:47, Reply)

BULLY

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I want your sweeties too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:50, Reply)

ALSO, my brother got me a massive bag of old fashioned sweets that will destroy my teeth.
Totally bringing them along on Saturday...too bad you won't be there!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Pfft, whatever dude
I was at the recording of Live at the Albery, even though I still can't remember what the bloody VHS was called.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah I know
I'm just over excited, I've never seen him and I LOVE him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)

In a rare moment of being nice to someone online...
Then you totally deserve to go. I've seen him twice live now and he's totally lived up to expectations both times. I also chased him down a road in Soho once just to wuss out at the last minute and stutter Hi, then run away again. THE MAN IS A GOD.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:56, Reply)

On your desk screen in the morning, Ma'am!
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:49, Reply)

:)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Bullying girls into handing over their tickets now?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I like to be sub now and again...

( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Hahaha
Fair enough!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:36, Reply)

If it helps...
he will suffer for it later.
Oh yes.
*buys cigarettes*
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Oh sweet baby jesus!
He will pay...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Deathmatch between DiT and Flim
Either of them would go with you I'm sure of it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I would have asked them too,
but I'm now taking our bike-riding maniac instead!
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Haha, I just saw :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:47, Reply)

You love me.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Only so that I can ogle your fiance while being under the pretence of being your friend

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:54, Reply)

*jiggles jubblies*
*ogles your fine specimens* (Is it spelled ogle or oggle?)
*swoons*

Hello lovely Lady Consonants :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:26, Reply)

I think it's Ogle, but I'll accept an oggle from you ladyface :)
Looking forward to seeing you guys on Saturday x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Me too :)
Woop woop woop!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Awesomesauce :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 21:47, Reply)