SINGLEFUCKINGHANDEDLY?
Arse felcher
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Heee heee heee
I thought that might draw some people out of the woodwork.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)

I totally supervised other people carrying the sofa out to the truck and getting it covered with tarp
because it was about to start pissing down. AND I didn't eat any of the krispy kremes...because I didn't know where they were :( No way in hell was I going to lift properly heavy stuff that doesn't even belong to me, that's boys work that is!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:29, Reply)

I ate a Krispy Kreme
and I drank some water that gave me a severe case of the shits.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Haaaaa, I drank water from the kitchen and bathroom (taps, not toilet) of the old place and fully expected to have the shits.
I was pleasantly surprised with regular poo instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Now now honey bunny, a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)

YEAH ! What a cuntazoid.
I wished them good luck with the move, yeah', ME, did I get any recongition for this? Well, yeah', I got a "Cheers, thanks.", but still, MOREL OUTRAGE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Me too.
Mind you, I do have the excuse of not actually living in London or anywhere near. As much as I like Tightly, I wasn't going to spend a vast fortune travelling to the big smoke just so I could put my back out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)

You lazy fucker
you make me sick.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 19:58, Reply)

I NO!
It's fucking shocking isn't it? Lazy Northern cuntmonkey that I am.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Northern?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Erm, yes.
With a capital 'N'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)