Stick one on the wall outside David Bowie's house
Kind of like a blue heritage plaque, for spastics.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Genuine LOL moment, there.
Stick one on your cock. Then get it out in the supermarket, stick it in some cheese, and when security arrive, you can shout at them that you're allowed to park here.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Urgh.
Won't the cheese give me an infection?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Out of interest...
...what is your beef with Bowie?

I would have had you pegged as a fan.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Your starter, sir:
www.b3ta.com/questions/coldfish/post540738

To be honest I could rant on all day about him. I just think he's a fake, coat-tailing twat whose records are almost all utter bollocks. And all that 'oh, I love mime and crazy costumes' shit was utterly bent. Pompous wanker. There's a special place in my black heart of derision for people who are, like 'reeeeally into Bowie'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Fair point.
He should be shot for 'mimes against humanity'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

21-pun salute for that one, mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

despite knowing
your Bowie hatred, I read that as David Blunkett instead until i noticed the comments.

Not that it's incorrect either way
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Actual LOL there
I'm tempted to edit it to Blunkett. It's much more cuntish if it's Blunkett, and therefore better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)