Jackpot!
I have 'obtained' 20 of those blue disabled stickers and they are calling out for all manner of jolly japes. I have already put one on the back of an Audi A4 after the nobshiner cut me up in Tesco car park.

What should I do with the other 19?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:34, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Give one to me
So I can park with impunity absolutely anywhere.

Including at a 45 degree angle to the kerb. On double yellow lines.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Stick one on the wall outside David Bowie's house
Kind of like a blue heritage plaque, for spastics.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Genuine LOL moment, there.
Stick one on your cock. Then get it out in the supermarket, stick it in some cheese, and when security arrive, you can shout at them that you're allowed to park here.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Urgh.
Won't the cheese give me an infection?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Out of interest...
...what is your beef with Bowie?

I would have had you pegged as a fan.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Your starter, sir:
www.b3ta.com/questions/coldfish/post540738

To be honest I could rant on all day about him. I just think he's a fake, coat-tailing twat whose records are almost all utter bollocks. And all that 'oh, I love mime and crazy costumes' shit was utterly bent. Pompous wanker. There's a special place in my black heart of derision for people who are, like 'reeeeally into Bowie'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Fair point.
He should be shot for 'mimes against humanity'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

21-pun salute for that one, mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

despite knowing
your Bowie hatred, I read that as David Blunkett instead until i noticed the comments.

Not that it's incorrect either way
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Actual LOL there
I'm tempted to edit it to Blunkett. It's much more cuntish if it's Blunkett, and therefore better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Listen to the
Half Man Half Biscuit song, 'Blue Badge Abuser' whilst thinking about your next move.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:31, Reply)

hahaha!
Great band.

Funnily enough I was listening to 'Trouble of Bridgwater' on the way in today.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I fancy I'll open a stationer's
And stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

"Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins!
Oh yeah - you're hard!"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

ahem
Bridgwater

it's a shit place, but at least spell it right. Funnily enough, I'm working on a hydraulic model of the place as we speak
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Duly noted.
And amended.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Hydraulic model?
Drown the feckers please.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

fat chance
they've got hardcore tidal defences
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

And webbed feet and hands.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:21, Reply)

HMHB!
I love how they pop up on OT now and again
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

All the cool people are HMHB fans

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:40, Reply)

I beg to differ.
I'm a HMHB fan, and I'm a twat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

It's not a guarantee of coolness
All the cool people and the odd twat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

stick them over your face so you can't breathe

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Is that you Mummy?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Take a walk down the street
and just put them on peoples' backs like the old 'kick me' notes at school.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:00, Reply)