Yes.
White dog poo was caused by the calcium in bones - as dogs are no longer are given such treats (PC gone mad eh? I blame Eastern Europeans etc...) pale turds are rarely seen in the UK.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It is sometimes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

As proved on Bedford Street.
Fair point old boy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I'm an old girl
Old bean
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Apologies.
Do you mean a real girl?

With breasts and all the rest?

/faints.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

HOLY SHIT!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Yeh', genuinly creepy there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

you beat me to it
I thought it was ground bone in cheap dog food but I knew it was bone-related. Damn you and your nimble fingers...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

But what about white cat shit?
I still see that in my garden
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:02, Reply)

That's me.
I go round the country covertly planting white cat shits in gardens to fuck with people's heads.

That's just the kind of freaky shit I do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Freaky shit?
Surely you should paint them purple or lime green if you want freaky shit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)

People aren't READY for shit THAT freaky
That's phase II.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Great band name.
"Freaky Shit"

Let's do it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

they can support Bad Trip

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Ah - that is hedgehog shit.
Because they eat slugs you see - slugs are full of calcium which is rather odd because they do not have a considerable bone structure.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I have hedgehogs in my garden
There is a little family that live either behind the shed or under the decking.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

My mum had a hedgehog
I made her buy catfood and everything.
Then we one of the chavvy kids carrying it round in her jacket and realised it was lost to us forever.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I like the little snuffley noises they make
and their little wiggly noses.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

How can you not love them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

If they raped the cat
I wouldn't love them then
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, Reply)

They wouldn't rape the fucking cat
Cats don't go near hedgehogs. They can't get their heads round them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, Reply)

You've not met Fudge
He isn't the brightest cat in the world

He only has one eye and is a bit silly.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

If the hedgehog did fuck your cat...
...would he be a fudge-packer?

/gets coat.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Fuck me!
Was I right?

Usually I just rant and make things up in the hope that it sounds plausible.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)