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I've been playing with a puppy all morning at work.Almost as much fun as playing with
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girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:09,
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How is the lovely biscuit?*for once in her life, ignores BBG's filth, and opts for teh fluff*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:11,
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Cute as a button.Unfortunately she can't roam on the office floor because it's full of bits of metal, (we're an engineering firm), so I have to constantly carry her around when she's not asleep. She peed twice on my dad's desk : )
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girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:14,
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I wish I had a puppyI'm in a foul mood and need cheering up.
What flavour puppy do you have?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:13,
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c'mon online girl, more inference to masturbation. I'm about to........
nope, lost it
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You're better off coming back when I give a shit.Not literally, of course.
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girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:20,
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if only there was a way for you to textually click your fingers around your head as you type that(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)
And you are well funnymy sigh was irrespective of gender and was purely due to your lack of wit and originality.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:40,
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Your reference - you're WELL IN theresuggested that there was some internet pandering or rescuing going on with the expectation of praise or respect from a female.
I couldn't give shit about BGB really you could have written to anyone; I'm just bored of you.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:57,
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look... I don't have a lot of timeare you going to get your tits out or not?
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*modgaz enabled*This is not 4chan you know. People get offended by this type of statement. Please leave b3ta forever before I have to cry.
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ladies, ladiesform an orderly queue. And keep your bras on, I'm a bit sensitive about the breast issue.
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I tell you what.You post something funny and I'll get them out.
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girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:00,
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is this you trying to make up for the "I couldn't give shit about BGB" remark?fair play
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As we discussed this is about you and your lack of personality, not herThis is boring now lets all be friends, are you from talk? How's it going over there?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:24,
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I think he's on loan.They send one over every now and again to sink or swim.
I think we can safely say that this one is a sinker.
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girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:29,
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I vote sinkFeedback: Attempts to copy previous talk visitors style is a safe tactic, but you have to make it your own to make an impact, I'm afraid on this occasion you brought nothing new to the party and consequently failed to make the impact you wanted.
Must try harder C-
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:34,
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combine botha nugget of beef hidden in the right place should promote some vigourous licking, and a cute wagging tail
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I wanted to call my mums little puppy Biscuitbecause she was all cute and little and biscuit coloured, my mum had other ideas and ended up calling her Lottie - I am sure that is the reason she is has turned evil, she hates her own stupid name!
I heart puppies! :D
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I hate the name Lottie it makes me queasyThis is because someone showed me granny porn when I was 13 with featuring an 80 year old called Lottie. True story.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:18,
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HeheI'm sure Lottie was the name of Herr Lips wife in The League of Gentleman... it makes me think of that... *disturbs*
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There were two Lottie's in my familyBig Lott and Little Lott. Little Lott was massive.
I don't know where this is going, it's just true.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:20,
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YAY!You are my new favourite ever!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:23,
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I purchased a Britney CD yesterdayThe badness of this act was negated by purchasing the Crooked Vultures CD at the same time.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:28,
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*coughs*or musically bisexual?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:32,
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Really? shit!*draws curtains*
How about now?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:35,
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You need to draw the back curtains tooThere's a nasty silhouette
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:55,
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I'm going to buy one today. Hopefully it will be super cheap with black friday prices. Doubt it though.Which did you get?
I'm going to get In The Zone. I've bought it two other times but the first one broke [sad fucking times] and the second was stolen by some cunt.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:32,
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oh god, seriously? are we seriously doing this?It's quite fucking clear that I like it. They didn't do me any favors by stealing it as I now have to fork out another $15 to buy it.
so fuck off with your "ohemgee that's shit music" speech because I really don't care.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:39,
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Bit touchy today are weActually I don't think antbodies choice of music is "wrong" as an opinion can never be "wrong".
I always thought her earlier stuff was better anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:42,
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opinions can't be wrongthey can be fucking stupid though.
however, I've completed Britney's Dance Beat on the PS2 with all 6 characters, so I must like it a bit, if I could put up with that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:44,
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Uh huhOr misguided...
I am of the opinion that Jazz is ear wanking for music snobs.
Ooh look at me I don't even have to play in time I'm so cool. I may invent some kind of explosive trumpet to try and whittle down the jazzists in this world.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:47,
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listen to the song Jazz Guyby the Presidents of the USA. It sums it up nicely.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:48,
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Listen to everything by Presidents of the USAFor they are good, and quite funny at times.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:52,
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indeedforget Peaches, and listen to the albums Freaked Out and Small, and Pure Frosting with an open mind, and you will be pleasantly surprised.
Particularly by the song Death Star. It's genius.
"Goodbye Death Star, you were the largest weapon ever manufactured"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:53,
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They can be wrong.Some opinions can definitely be wrong if you ask me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:47,
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I was being diplomaticof course they can be wrong.
People thinking U2 aren't fucking awful for example.
If someone is really stupid, or not in full possession of the facts, then their opinion can be wrong.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:49,
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Does this apply to 'Boy' and 'War'?They were brilliant albums.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:53,
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their recent awfulness and lack of doing the decent thing and fucking offhas negated all past achievements
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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My mrs has a similar viewI bought 'Under a Blood Red Sky' as it is, in my opinion, bloody good. She likes some of the songs but won't listen to it as A) Its U2 and B) Bono is a twat.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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yestheir songs are just so fucking amateurish. Vertigo for example was a huge piece of crap.
I wouldn't mind if they didn't have this massive hype and a reputation as biggest band in the world.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:01,
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By it's very definition an opinion cannot be wrong only misguided in anothers eyes–noun
1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:54,
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pahyou can prove anything with facts
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:56,
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To be honest, on here it can get a bit......Ooooo! my musical tastes are far more obscure than your musical tastes so I win the internet.
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girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:04,
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it might seem like thatbut what is actually happening is that we are recommending bands to each other that we know others might like, but not have heard of.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:07,
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No, you just hate me because I don't own a Black Sabbath album.(
girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:18,
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I don't own a Black Sabbath album:-P
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:19,
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it'll be hard*but I think I'll pull through
*it usually is
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:23,
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yeahyou've got me. I'm beside myself
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:38,
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AgreedMusical willy waving is annoying.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:07,
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YeahPut your musical willy away son, alright?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:12,
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Musical willies : like a normal 3-speedExcept they're labelled '33', '45' and '78'
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^ POST OF THE DAYThat's really, really amused me
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:40,
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yeah I am a bit touchy todayokay, so, don't talk smack about britney, okay?
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOOONE
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:47,
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She's a real fucking personNo she's not, we own her now and will do what we wish with her.
And what we wish is to publically and slowly destroy her.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:48,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:50,
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If people stop buying her albumsshe'll be forced to make porn :D
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:50,
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I can only imagine the sort of moan she'll make"oooooooooooohhhhhhhitmebabyonemoretiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimeoooooooooh"
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:52,
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*does some imagining of my own*Actually I really don't see what the fuss is about. She's really plain.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:14,
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Her eyes are too far apart and she has thick ankles.Gross!
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girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:20,
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Bet you would thoughI would
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:24,
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she fits all my 'mental stability' criteriaMaybe I should have a child with her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:41,
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It was the 'Best Of'How the blinketyfuck someone figures she has enough decent material for that is a mystery, but hte mrs saw it on TV and thats what she wanted.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:41,
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No way.kittenses are vastly better.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:49,
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