Wow
Just watched twilight with all my friends. Just wow. Probably like the best thing I've ever seen. It really touched me. I really felt what it must be like to be a 14 year old girl and in lust for the first time. I'm shaking.

Oh hang on, did I say "Just watched twilight"? What I meant to say is that I've just deliberately trapped my balls in a door hinge.

Sorry about that, carry on.

And I dont have the words for this: . It makes me want to slice my retinas out.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 16:26, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The existence and success of Twilight is positive evidence there is no God.
That, and Bon Jovi coming back from the dead.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

YAY!
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( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Indeed. And please may I borrow the knife after you?
Worryingly, two of my closest friends - both 33 years of age - are huge Twilight fans. Both are mothers. There may indeed be a link.

I don't get it. I just don't get it. True Blood - now that's fucking great.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I fucking love True Blood
Best thing on tele at the minute.

Apart from Uni Challenge. Obviously.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 17:48, Reply)

My brother had to watch it with his fiance. He said he's seen some shit films in his time but it was the single worst thing he'd ever had to sit through.
Apparently it's just 80 minutes of two people talking really intensely.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 18:09, Reply)

it's
probably horrible of me, but I think those women must have really empty lives. Watched the Sex and the City boxset fifteen times, what comes next?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Even if it is horrible, it doesn't matter.
If you publicly declare your love of a nauseatingly pubescent frot-fantasy, that makes you fair game for ridicule.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 21:26, Reply)

I watched it with my g/f and her mate last night
To be honest, I've seen a hell of a lot shitter. 2001: A Space Odyssey for instance.
( djtrialprice, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I love HAL.

( girlinthehole, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 21:08, Reply)

you're an idiot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 11:25, Reply)

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Read it and weep.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 28 Nov 2009, 22:38, Reply)

And how did you find this?
What exactly were you looking for? *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)